Pineapple Jalapeño Hot Sauce

It’s that time of year again. Time to make the hot sauce!

This year I wanted to do a little twist on my usual plain old jalapeño hot sauce. And to be honest, I wanted to use up the pineapple juice that I had stashed away in the pantry that I was using to make popsicles for the littles all summer. But mostly it’s because pineapple and jalapeño are a fantastic flavoring pairing and I knew that adding the pineapple to the hot sauce would only be a great idea.

A great idea it was.

This hot sauce is basic. Hot peppers, vinegar, and a little onion, garlic, and salt. The pineapple juice adds more body, some sweetness, and just a nice undertone of pineappleiness that you didn’t know you really wanted. It is really really good. And about the jalapeños. They are one of those peppers that can be pretty mild but also can get pretty dang hot. I am not sure of the variety that I have been picking at that farm for the past few years (that is where I get my peppers), but they are always on the pretty dang hot side so my hot sauces always have a good amount of kick to them. If you find your peppers to be a little too mild for you, well go ahead and add a few habaneros to the mix.

Now to the hot sauce!

The stuff. Jalapeños of course (green, red, or both. I picked both), an onion, a couple cloves garlic, pineapple juice, white vinegar, and salt.

Chop onion and garlic up into chunks on the small side.

Jalapeños. Chop them up. You want to get rid of the stems and depending on how hot you want your sauce, you might want to remove the seeds and ribs. I don’t bother because we like it hot, but also it’s annoying. HA.

Note. When dealing with any hot peppers, make sure to not touch your face during or after. You will feel it. They are hot.

Toss it all into a pot. Sprinkle with salt and add a splash of water. Place on stove on medium heat to give the peppers and onion a little head start on cooking.

After softening the peppers and onions for about 10 minutes, add the liquid.

Partially cover with a lid and simmer the peppers until they are fall apart tender. Probably about 35-40 minute.

Peppers so soft, ready to go.

Let it cool a few minutes then dump it all Into a blender. Blend until completely blended.

Smooth as smooth can be.

Taste it (like dip a carrot of a piece of bread into it) and add more salt if nessacery. Also, if it is too thick for your liking, add a little water to thin it out.

Now bottle it up!

Hot hot hot sauce for the taking.

And look here, enough for you and maybe even a friend or two… Holidays are coming!

Enjoy the sauce!

-C

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Pineapple Jalapeño Hot Sauce

makes between 5-6 cups

• 25-30 good sized jalapeños (green or red or both)

• 2-3 cloves garlic

• 1 medium yellow or white onion

• 2 cups pineapple juice or puree

• 2 cups white vinegar

• 2 teaspoons salt

• water

Cut the onion into small chunks and roughly mince the garlic. Grab jalapeños and remove stems. Remove seeds and ribs if you want less heat in the sauce, then chop into small pieces. Place the onion, garlic, and peppers into a big pot with a splash of water. Sprinkle with salt and stick on stove on medium heat and cook for 5-10 minutes or until you can smell the onion and peppers starting to cook.

Dump in the pineapple juice and 1/2 the vinegar. Stir and bring to a boil. Once boiling, partially cover then reduce heat to low. Simmer for about 30-40 minutes or until peppers are very tender.

NOTE.. Have a window open or exhaust fan going.. the fumes are spicy!

Once peppers have soften, remove form heat and let cool a few minutes. Dump or scoop the contents of pot into a blender. Add in the remaining vinegar and blend until very smooth. Once blended, taste and season with more salt if needed. Also if the consistency is to thick for your liking, add in a little water to thin out.

And then bottle it. Whatever sized jars you like, just make sure the lids are not metal if you can avoid it. The acidity of the vinegar will corrode the metal.

Add a label, stick in fridge, and eat on whoever the heck you want! (Also makes a great gift and there is defiantly enough here to give some away!)

Note. It only gets better with age!

Hot Sauce

Have I told you that my CSA is totally awesome? Well, if I haven't yet, consider yourself  told. Anyway, one of the coolest thing that the farm does  for it's members is they plant a variety of pick your own crops. There are strawberries, beans, tomatoes, herbs, flowers, and some other stuff. We also get to pick hot peppers.  Yes. Lot and lots of hot peppers. And not just jalapeños. They have like 5 different varieties, inching habanero. And there are a ton.  SO many, in fact, that I don't even bother picking the amount that I am allowed. (15 hot peppers a week.. my butthole would kill me) But I did pick a bunch (I went with the red jalapeños which are mother f-ing HOT) and made me some hot oh hot sauce!

Note to anyone that is handling hot peppers. Watch where you stick your hands. I cut up jalapeños a lot, and most of the time I am pretty good about not touching anything, but once in a while I will cut up a pepper, not wash my hands, then maybe scratch my leg.. Then I might rub my eyes, or pick my nose (might to might not happened) And it's not instantaneous. It starts low and slow, then all of a sudden, you shit is burning and your like "What the Hell!! I am on FIRE!. And then you might thick to yourself "Oh shit, do I have a flesh eating virus?  Should I be concerned?"  (Me after a particularly itchy night, making some salsa,. Good thing the mr was there ego tell me I was being a dumb ass and cutting up peppers at dinner) So yeah. not flesh eating virus, but never the less, don't touch!

Now lets make so Freaking HOT SAUCE! 

The stuff. ! butt load of red jalapeños (you can use green), a red bell pepper, an onion, a few cloves of garlic, salt, vinegar, oil and water. 

Grab yourself a big pot, roughly chop up the onion and garlic and toss it into that pot with a drizzle of olive oil and a few splsahes of water. Stick it on the stove on medium heat and let cook while you cut up the peppers. 

So the peppers. First thing first…..Coat your hands with oil (or use gloves) and don't touch anything on you body! This is a critical  if you do not want you hands, then your face, probably part of you leg, and definitely behind you ears , to burn like a mother.

Now cut the stems off, slice the peppers in half and remove the seeds and ribs. I find using a big spoon to scoop and scrap the seeds and ribs out to work the best, but do it any way you please. Also leave the seed sin rips in if you want.. it just makes the sauce that much hotter. (I would usually but again, these peppers are fire f-ing hot!)

Once de-seeded and ribbed, chop up the pepper and the jalapeños into chunks.

Toss into the pot with the onions and garlic thats on the stove and add in water and a sprinkle of salt. Stick back on stove, bring to a boil then reduce heat to medium and stick a lid on pot.

After about 25 minutes or so, the peppers are soft and falling apart and the liquid has reduced to about 1/2… Thats when is time...

Note. Watch you face when you open you pot to check.. Don't stick you face in the pot as soon as you remove the lid, or you will get a ace of spicy hot stem that will burn your eyeballs.

Now dump it all in,including liquid ,into a blender. Add in 1/2 cup of vinegar and a sprinkle of salt then turn it on. (Make sure to have the lid on… no one wants to clean up a hot sauce mess!) Blend for however long it takes for the sauce to be smooth.

Super smooth and saucy.. Give it a taste. Does it need more vinegar? How about a little more salt? Are you wishing you had a little more sweetness to it? Add what you need.. More vinegar, more salt, or a teaspoon or two of some honey or sugar.. it is your hot sauce after all.

And when you are happy with the taste.. pour into bottles. And then pour in everything!

Happy Friday..Make it hot!

-C

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Hot Sauce 

Makkes about 4 cups

• 15-18 jalapeños
• 4-5 cloves galric
• 1 red bell pepper
• 1 yellow onion
• 1/2-1 cup white vinegar
• 2 cups water
• salt (to taste)
• oil or rubber gloves 

Dice the onion and garlic and stick not a heavy bottom pot with a drizzle of olive oil, a sprinkle of salt and a splash of water. Place on low heat and let cook.

After thats on the stove oil you hands, and de-stem the jalapeños and the red pepper, removing the seeds and ribs. IF you want, you can totally leave the seeds and ribs in if you want, it makes the sauce even hotter. 

Chop peppers into smallish chunks and toss into the pot writ the galic and onion. Add about 2 cups or so of water, bring to a boil, then let simmer for about 25-30 minutes, or until the peppers are nice and soft.

Dump peppers into a blender  with 1/2 cup of vinegar and blend. Taste the sauce, and if you like it there, stop, or add in more if you taste wants it. You can also add in more salt, maybe some other flavor spices, or even a little honey to sweeten it a bit.

Pour into containers and enjoy! 

This sauce will last sat least 4 months in the fridge (If not eaten all by then)