• stem+node ceramics
  • HOME
  • Food Recipes
  • About
  • Contact
Menu

The Lovely Crazy

Street Address
City, State, Zip
Phone Number

Your Custom Text Here

The Lovely Crazy

  • stem+node ceramics
  • HOME
  • Food Recipes
  • About
  • Contact

Oven Baked TATER TOTS

March 15, 2016 Colleen Stem
IMG_0627.jpg
IMG_0575.jpg

Tuesday tater tot time!

Sometimes you just want a tater tot. So what are you to do about it? Well I fought off the feeling for far too long (why? I do not know) and finally gave in got my shit together, got some potatoes, and made the tots. And then I was happy.

What was taking me so long?  Tater tots are freaking good.

These are nothing like those tots that were served in the lunch room cafeteria that we all know and loved. No these are sooooo much better, and probably (definitely ) way way healthier too cause they are baked, not fried. And to make'em even better, after making the tater tot tower you're ready to eat, you can eat them up with whatever dippy type thing you can think of. Sure you could go with straight up ketchup (me, not a fan) or you could go nuts and make a big bowl of guacamole, grab the mustard and the hot sauce, and do that. Tater tots go so well with all sorts of stuff. (I was even thinking peanut butter but stopped myself for the time being)

. Next time I make them, I am so going to make a tater tot castle!

Tots away!

The stuff. Potatoes (duh), an onion, garlic powder, olive oil, and salt and pepper.

First thing to do is boil the potatoes...just a bit. Cut each potato into 4 wedges and stick into a big pot full of cold water, salted water. Stick pot on the stove ans bring to a boil, then turn heat down a little and continue to cook the potatoes until they are just barely for tender. Strain from the water and set aside to cool.

Once the potatoes have cooled off enough where you can handle them, grab a grate and grate them all up, along with the onion. ME, trying to use the least amount of dishes possible, I just grated it all onto the baking sheet that I was using to bake the tots off.... Worked like a charm. And once your taters and onion are grated, sprinkle in the garlic powder, a good amount of salt ans pepper ans drizzle it all with a little bit of olive oil. Mix it all around (I used my hands but a fork would work) and if you are using the baking sheet , just push the mound to one side.

And start forming the taters into tots.... Just grab a handful and squeeze it together into a tot shape.

Note. Have a dish towel close by to wipe your hands when they get to starchy... the tots stick together better when made with dry hands.

Tots ready for the oven. Bakes for 30-35 minutes at 400.. Flip after about 20 minutes.

Golden brown, all crispy an tot like. Ready for your eating pleasure.

Plate them up, serve with your favorite condiments (try guacamole , mustard and hot sauce) and eat them. Eat them all.

-C


Oven Baked Tater Tots

serves 3

  • 2 big russet potatoes
  • 1 sweet yellow onion
  • 1 tablespoon or so garlic powder
  • olive oil
  • salt and pepper

Slice the potatoes lengthwise into quarters and place into a pot of cold, salted water, making sure the potatoes are completely submerged.  Bring the potatoes to a boil then turn heat to medium and keep boiling until the potatoes are just barely fork tender., like 8-10 minutes. Drain the potatoes and let them cool.

Preheat oven to 400

Once cooled, grate the potato, along with the onion into a bowl or onto a baking sheet. Sprinkle with the garlic powder, add a good amount of salt ans pepper and drizzle with olive oil. Toss around until its evenly coated then start forming the mixture into tots. Place the tots on a baking sheet and once all the tots are formed ans ready to go, stick into the oven. Bake for about 20 minutes, remove, flip them over, then continue to bake for another 10-15 until they are all nice and golden brown.

Remove from oven, grab your favorite condiments and eat right away.

 

In Vegetables, Vegan, Savory, recipes, Paleo, grain free, Gluten Free, dinner, Dairy Free, brunch, breakfast, 5 ingerdients or less Tags tater tots, potato, oven baked tater tots, plant based, vegan, gluten free, clean eating, side dish
Comment

Quick Poached Maple Balsamic Pear with Walnuts on Greens

March 10, 2016 Colleen Stem

Just about every night I make some type of side salad for the mr with dinner. Its usually just whatever veggies I am eating on a bed of kale with s splash of vinegar. I used to add chunks of fruit, but he kept saying that he really hated when I stuck fruit in his salad. HATED. So I stopped, kinda. I never really believed he hates fruit in the salads, I just think he was confused or something......

But being the sweet guy that he is, and always down to try anything, he was cool with it when I told him I was making a fancy (not fancy) salad with pears. He told me he would go with me on my fantastical salad journey.. and guess what. He ate the crap out of it.. said it was fantastic.I mean, how could anyone not get down with this combo. Sweet pears slightly soften with sweet maple and balanced out with a nice acidic vinegar. Walnuts for crunch and creaminess all on a bed of bitter greens.... My mouth is watering just thinking about it. And you know how the internet is all abuzz about eating salads for breakfast (if you didn't you do know) this would be a great salad to start out your day.

So greens with fruit... Always a good idea.  As for the mr, I knew that he was bull shitting me about the fruit, or at least I hoped he was cause its go time and there is going to be all sorts of crazy salad stuff going on in here!

The stuff. A big bowl of a some bitter spicy arugula (you can use any greens you like, but the more bitter ones pair well with the sweetness of the pear) A nice firm pear, some walnuts, a little maple syrup,some balsamic vinegar, and salt and pepper.

Cut the pear in half, remove seeds and stem and slice the pear into slices, not to thick, or to thin.

Place those slices into a preheated,  dry skillet with a handful of walnuts. to start toasting the walnuts and the pear slices get a little seared.

Note..If your pear is really ripe, skip the sear....i will get mushy and fall apart.

After a minutes or two of searing the pears on each side pour in the maple and vinegar and turn heat down to medium low. 

Continue to cook for just a few more minutes until the liquid starts to thicken a bit. Look at those beauts....ready for action.

Grab a bowl, fill it with greens and top (dump) with the pears, walnuts and all the liquid in the pan. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and call it..Time to eat.

Such a good bowl of stuff.

Happy Thursday!

-C


Quick Poached Maple Balsamic Pear with Walnuts on Greens

Serves 2

  • 1/4 lb (a few big handfuls ) of arugula ....Any green works, but the more bitter the better
  • 1 large firm pear (I used an anjou but any type would work)
  • 2-3 tablespoons maple syrup
  • 3-4 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
  • good handful of walnuts
  • salt and pepper to taste

Stick a large fry skillet on the stove and preheat to medium heat.

Now grab yourself a nice firm pear, cut it in half, remove the seed and slice into thin pieces. Place the slices into the preheated dry skillet with the walnuts. The pear slices can touch, but make sure they do not overlap. Sear(they wont turn brown) each side of the pears for about 2 minutes, just to soften it a bit but not to soft or they will get mushy. Also, toss around those nuts a bit to give them a little toast. Once both sides are seared, turn heat to medium low and dump maple and the balsamic vinegar. Cook for another few minutes until the liquid starts to slightly thicken then remove from heat. Place the greens into a bowl and top with the pears, walnuts, and all the liquid left in the pan. Sprinkle with salt ans pepper.

Grab a fork cause a spoon wont work here and eat yourself full of goodness.

 

In Vegetables, Vegan, salad, grain free, Gluten Free, dinner, Dairy Free, breakfast Tags Quick Poached Maple Balsamic Pear with Walnuts on Greens, Arugula, pears, maple balsamic, salad, vegan, gluten free, healthy eating, plant based
1 Comment

White Bean Banana Bread

March 1, 2016 Colleen Stem
IMG_9905.jpg
IMG_9933.jpg

The other night at a dinner with my family, I was explaining to my dad ans sisters about a cookie that I have been making for myself that is coconut flour, sweet potato and lentils (I'll share that recipe at some point) and all those ass faces were making fun of me. They couldn't understand how I could make anything taste like a cookie with lentils. And not going to lie, I was slightly offended , not for myself but on the lentils behalf. Lentils can do and be anything!

Fast forward to the next nights dinner (we had a lot a family dinners). I was in charge of a dessert.  I had recently took a trip to the store where the bananas where on sale for .30 a pound... So I bough a few (like 20) and had quite a few ripe naners that were in need of being consumed. Banana bread is it. And because I was going to prove my point to the fam that they are all asses and have no idea about anything, I made the bread with beans in it. (the lentils are for me)

Long store short.. The bread was excepted into the mouths of the people with smiles ans yums. No one had any idea that there was anything different about it, only that is was so fantastic and that it was gone within the hour. I did tell everyone after the first few bites that I made it with beans and a lot less sugar then most but no one cared. The kids were actually excited that it had beans in it because it meant that they could have seconds. My dad asked for the recipe, and the rest of the people.. well they didn't care, just ate it and yeah.

See, beans in bread is a great idea.. So what do you think of my lentil cookies now? HA

To the bread. Go banana bean, GO!

The stuff. We got some flour in a bowl with baking powder, baking soda, and a pinch of salt. Then we have a few ripe bananas, a cup of beans (in bean water), a bit of oil, brown sugar, some cinnamon, and a nip of vanilla.

There should be apple cider vinegar in there.... so pretend it is.

IMG_9865.jpg
IMG_9868.jpg

Start off by blending 1 of the bananas up with the beans (use you blending method of choice)  until pretty smooth (some chunks are fine, just not super bean chunks)

Then add in the second banana and mash it in, but leave it chunky (I just used the blender part to mash it up... why dirty a fork?)

Not into chunky, then blend it as well, the chunky/ smooth factor is up to you.

The rest of the wet stuff goes into the bowl (don't forget the vinegar) and gets all mixed together with the naner beans.

Then the wet goes into the dry.

And mixed up until just incorporated.

Dump the mixtureinto a well greased bread pan. Grab that third banana and cut it length wise into thirds and press the pieces into the top of the mixture. This step is optional and also open to interpretation. The designs a banana can make.............

And into the oven it goes!

Baked to a golden perfection, remove from he oven and set to cool.

And after completely cooled (f you can wait that long) grab a knife, cut yourself a hunk, and go about your day knowing you made the right choice by eating sweet ass banana bread that happens to have a good does of beans in it.

One could almost consider this a health food! (almost)

-Have yourself a fine day

-C


White Bean Banana Bread

Makes one loaf

  • 2 cups white whole wet or regular all purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup oil (like canola)
  • 2 ripe bananas (plus optional 1 for topping)
  • 1 cup white beans in the bean juice
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 tablespoon cinnamon

Preheat the oven to 375

In a large bowl, combine the flour with the baking soda and powder, the a salt, and the cinnamon. In either the blender or a separate bowl using a hand blender, blend on of the bananas with the beans and bean water until pretty smooth. Once blended, mash in the remaining banana (can puree until smooth if you are not into chunks of banana) Now mix in the oil, vinegar, vanilla and the sugar. Mix until combined then mix into the dry until just combined.

Pour batter into a well greased bread pan and if you want, slice the extra banana into thirds and gently press into the top of the batter. And now stick it into the oven. Bake until golden brown and all pretty like and a tester stick in the middle comes out clean. (about 50 minutes)

Remove from oven and let cool in pan for a few minutes then flip out and let cool completely on a wire rack. When cooled, slice it on up into desired thickness and eat away, whether it be naked (you or the bread) or smothered with peanut butter, jam, butter or whatever.

Cooled bread is fine on the counter covered for a day but should be stored in a air tight bag in the fridge if longer then that..

In Vegetables, Vegan, Sweets, snack, recipes, pulses, desserts, Dairy Free, brunch, breakfast, bread, beans Tags White Bean Banana Bread, Sweet bread, banana bread, bean bread, pulses, vegan, plant based, clean eating, less sugar, protein
3 Comments

Sweet Potato Pudding

February 19, 2016 Colleen Stem
IMG_9567.jpg
IMG_9554.jpg

My little sister came over last night for a homework and dinner night. I love these nights because when she comes over she spends a good amount of time poking and harassing the mr while I get left alone to cook dinner.  But then always at some point during the evening,usually after feeding them dinner,  they both turn on me and start to poke at me. They are brats like that. But what I also like is I can sometimes help her a bit with the homework. (like last night,... girl did a bit of procrastination.Good thing I am awesome and maybe a little bit of a hard ass. She got it done with a bit of help and it all ended happily ever after) Maybe cause I am an old lady now, but I like the feeling of using my brain for things that I no longer think about. I makes me feel smart again (kinda) SO we get together and eat and do homework and make fun of each other... Good times. I love hanging out with my sister.

Ok, so this pudding, its one of my favorites.. I could probably live off of sweet potatoes in all shapes and forms.. A long while back I started making this pudding and got the sister hooked on it as well. So whenever she comes over for dinner I make it for us. And we eat it and exclaim how, "OMG this is so freaking good" and eat, then lick our bowls clean. And it's so easy and simple to make. Basically just sweet potato. So amazing.  The mr, he likes it, but doesn't share the same enthusiasm as we do....But he is not a teenage girl and her sister so yeah. who really knows.But Anyone out there with a spare sweet potato.. make this pudding. It will change your life in all the right ways!

Your welcome very much.

The stuff. A sweet potato, a couple of dates, ans some cinnamon. That's all you need!

Simple as can be. Bake the sweet potato until soft.  Remove the skin (I then eat the skin, but if you don't like it, the dog also loves potato skins) and stick it onto a food processor with the dates (make sure to remove the pits) and blend together. I usually add in a few a few splashes of water while I am blending just to think it out a tiny bit. But that is a preference I will leave up to you.

Add in the cinnamon and blend some more until so nice and silky smooth.

  And a note here. You can omit the cinnamon if you like, the pudding is amazing without it but you could even use more spices like ginger and allspice or added a little splash of vanilla. OR.. Add a scoop of some nut butter... so good.

Once the you have spiced your pudding, scoop it out into jars, bowls, whatever and how much ever you want (1 large sweet potato is good for 2-3 servings)

Oh whats this.. Coconut cream!!!! And yes, hand beaten like a boss!

You have the pudding, a the whipped coconut cream. Big spoonful of that right on top.

Sprinkled with another pinch of cinnamon and some chopped up walnuts...

Pudding so good and so easy it will knock  your socks off!

Have a great weekend!

-C


Sweet Potato Pudding

Serves 1- 3

  • 1 large sweet potato
  • 1-2 pitted dates (If I am making the pudding for myself I sometimes skip the dates)
  • 1 tablespoon Vietnamese cinnamon

Optional. A pinch of ground ginger or allspice. Pumpkin pie spice or a splash of vanilla. A scoop of nut butter or even a handful of nuts. Chocolate chips or creamy nutella. Berries. And whipped coconut cream or some yogurt to top with. So many possibilities.

Bake sweet potato until tender. This can be done a ahead of time or you can use up left over sweet potatoes from dinner....

Remove the skin from the potato and place into a food processor or blender with the dates and the cinnamon or whatever spices you want to use. Blend until smooth. Can add in a few splashes of water to thing out a bit.

Once smooth, scoop out into serving sizes or just into one big jar to eat all to yourself. Top with coconut cream and chopped nuts or nothing.

Eat with spoon, like bowl clean.. And can be eaten without shame for breakfast, lunch, dinner or snack.

In breakfast, Vegetables, Vegan, Sweets, snack, recipes, Paleo, grain free, Gluten Free, desserts, Dairy Free, brunch, 5 ingerdients or less Tags Sweet potato Pudding, sweet potato, pudding, vegan, gluten free, paleo, clean eating, plant based, healthy, quick, easy
Comment

Savory Oatmeal with Mushrooms Onions Chickpeas And Greens

February 17, 2016 Colleen Stem
IMG_9395.jpg
IMG_9400.jpg

We went from -30 degrees to 50 above in 2 day. What the F! Yesterday the day rained but got nice and warm, then the temperature fell hardl and last light the world started to get so slick and slippery. Going out was getting a little scary because of the ice. I went to bed a little afraid that I have to leave the house today for fear of slipping and smacking my face. It's a real fear and I know its bound to happen. I can already picture it, me walking along, maybe whistling a little tune, and smack, just like a cartoon character slipping on a banana peel.  I will go down fast and hard. I am not a graceful person.

But the day is going to happen and I have things to do that involve leaving he house.. I have the arnica and frozen peas ready just in case, but I might just leave on my hands and knees.

Enough about my irrational (but totally rational) fear. Lets talk about food. I am already thinking ahead to dinner. Or more like I am thinking behind to last nights dinner of oatmeal. A grain typically used as a breakfast food, cooked until light and fluffy, topped with sugars and fruits and sweet things.  Oatmeal for breakfast is always welcomed and always will be. But today my friends I am going to blow your mind and tell you to eat your oatmeal at dinner time,with salt and pepper and lots of yummy savory beans and veggies. 

Pow!

But doesn't make complete sense? Oats are so good, hearty, heart healthy, and pretty freaking cheap. Easy to cook, goes with everything. It's almost like rice, but I find is even more filling and contains more protein. Have no idea what to do for dinner. Grab the oats and a can of beans! Had a long day at work and just want something quick and easy and comforting. Oats with a bunch of veggies!  You can pretty much do anything with a bowl of oatmeal and it will be good. (tomato sauce, crispy tofu, a fried egg, cheese if you like.. you get the idea) It seems weird to me now that people all over are not eating oatmeal for dinner all the time.... yet. I have a strong feeling that everyone is going to be eating savory oatmeal for dinner very soon, so I am giving you the heads up so you can jump on this wagon now!

The stuff. A big cup of old fashion oats, a few mushroom, an onion, some cooked chickpeas, a clove or two of garlic and a mound of chopped greens. And we are going to also need a little olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper and, if you have any, a small handful of cashews (or any other nut).

Begin by dicing up the onion and the mushrooms nice thing ans tossing them into a skillet with a touch of olive oil. Stick the skillet on the stove on medium heat and begin to cook.

When the veggies are on the stove, bring 2 cups of water to a boil, sprinkle it with salt, then dump in your oats. Give the oats a quick stir, then tun the heat down to medium and place a lid on the pot and leave it alone.

Once the veggies have cooked down a bit, mince up the garlic and toss into pan, along with the chickpeas (drain any liquid). Add a good glug glug of balsamic vinegar and continue to cook on medium heat until everything is nice and cooked and golden brown and tasty.

And lastly, toss in the chopped up greens and stir around until wilted.

And i bet that your oatmeal is done by now, cooked until oats are soft and the water has absorbed.

And the veggie bean mixture is ready.

A big heaping scoop of oatmeal, sprinkled with salt and pepper, and topped with a hearty heap of the cooked veggies and chick peas. Adding a few chopped nuts on top and another glug of vinegar.... It's the most perfect meal.

Happy Wednesday and watch you footing!

-C


Savory Oatmeal with Mushroom Onions Chickpeas and Greens

Serves 2

  • 1 cup old fashion oats
  • 2 cups water
  • 1 cup or so of cooked chickpeas
  • small onion
  • 3-4 large white or cremini mushrooms
  • 2 big handfuls of chopped greens (kale,spinach, collards, or broccoli leaf.. whatever greens you got!)
  • 1-2 cloves garlic
  • balsamic vinegar
  • olive oil
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • handful of cashews or some other nut (optional)

Start by chopping you mushrooms and onions and tossing them with splash of olive oil into a skillet. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and Begin to cook on medium heat.

Grab a heavy bottom pot ans bring the water to a boil. Once boiling, dump in the oats, add a pinch of salt, give a little stir and reduce heat to medium low. Stick a lid on pot and leave it alone for about 10 minutes.

Once the mushrooms ans onions are starting to cook down, mince up garlic and add in, along with the chickpeas (drained of liquid) and a few tablespoons of the vinegar. Continue to cook until the veggies are browned, the chick peas are hot, and everything tastes good (give it a taste) Lastly, add in the chopped greens and stir around until wilted.

And the oatmeal should be done. (it;s done when its nice and light and fluffy and that water has absorbed)

Grab a bowl, add a big scoop of the oatmeal, sprinkle with salt and pepper, top with a large amount of the veggie bean mixture and top with another glug of vinegar and some of those cashews all chopped up.

Grab a fork or a spoon and eat your oatmeal!

In breakfast, Vegetables, Vegan, snack, Savory, recipes, Gluten Free, entree, dinner, Dairy Free, brunch, beans Tags Savory Oatmeal, Oatmeal, Dinner, Chickpeas, pulses, Vegan, Gluten freen, Mushroom Onion Chickpea and greens oat bowl, OAts
2 Comments
← Newer Posts Older Posts →
 

https://thelovelycrazy.squarespace.com/config#/|/about/

Me. Food Maker.Food eater. Woo HOO!

STEM+NODE  SMALL BATCH AND ONE OF A KIND POTTERY

stem+node ceramics



____________________

Subscribe

GET NEW POSTS IN YO EMAIL

You are AWESOME!!!

 

@thelovelycrazy 2014-2021