Delicata Upside down Cake

I have so so so many winter squash. It's getting kind of out of hand. The mr is even making me a couple of wall shelves specifically for the squash so we can get our table back (it is currently covered in squash and tomatoes). I hoard them and I can't exactly tell you why. I think there is a part of me that is afraid that sometime durning the winter I am going to ran out of squash and am going to be forced to eat, I don't know, other food. And there also the part of me that knows that I will eat it all and why the hell not hoard them.. they are so pretty and lovely and…..well because I can! When I sit here and think about it,  there is no real logical reason for me to have so many, especially sense I will be doing a winter farm share and we get squash at each pick up all winter long. 

Hum….Things to think about..Oh well. I'll just call it a little werido quork of mine… squash hoarder, which is much better then a trash hoarder or a "stupid shit I found on the side of the road"  hoarder (that would be the mr.. but I don't judge).

So yeah,  I might need a squash intervention, or I can just make everyone around me happy by baking them sweet ass squash treats. I have shared and I always like to share my squash loot (see, another resin to have so many) but I found that most of the people in my life do not have the same kind of hunger for savory cooked squash.(weirdos) But you know what they do like? Cake Everyone will eat cake.

And for this cake I used delicata. It is really sweet,(I think all on its own it taste like a sweet dessert) so tasty, and easy to cook, The perfect squash for a cake. Add in the warm fall spices and you got yourself a winner. And bonus.. if you have heard that there is a canned pumpkin shortage this year and are are worried about you pumpkin fix. Stop. You don't need canned pumpkin. Just make your own puree and make it with all the squashes, especially delicata. 

Now go bake a cake.. I will probably make another one this weekend while I start on eating/baking with the sweet dumplings and buttercups that are piled on the fridge (seriously.. I have squash EVERYWHERE!)

The stuff. In the big white bowl there is white whole wheat pastry flour, baking soda and powder, salt, cinnamon and nutmeg. Then we have some brown sugar, oil, water with some vinegar and a already baked delicata squash. Also going to need another uncooked squash, earth balance and a little more brown sugar for the upside down part.

First off, grab yourself 10-12 inch skillet, preferably one that you have not just cooked garlic in. 

Slice up the uncooked delicata into 1/2 inch slices and remove the seeds (to roast later)

Stick the earth balance and the lesser amount of brown sugar into the skillet and place it on low heat, just to melt the butter and sugar down to form a sauce.

Now layer the squash rounds in the sauce. Fill in the skillet as much as you can. ( any left over can be for  cooked for lunch)

The already baked delicata squash (minus the seed and skin.. save the seeds to roast, skin you eat right away) goes into a bowl with the brown sugar and oil. Mix it all together until combined. 

Note.. My squash was still warm when I mixed it with the sugar and oil. which really helped the sugar resolve and for the mixture to be smooth. If you squash is cold, warm it up a bit..

Whisk together all the dry and dump in the squash mixture and mix.

And slowly pour in the water/ vinegar mixture and mix until just incorporated.

Now slowly pour batter over the delicata in the skillet.

And into the oven it goes!

After 45-50 minutes, the cake should be browned and beautiful and a tester should come out clean when stuck in the middle. Remove the cake and place on cooling rack for about 8-10 minutes to cool. Don't get to excited and do it to soon or else the caramelization on the bottom will still be too liquid and completely soak into cake. Giving it a few minutes will let it cool enough to set up and stick to the top….so just wait!

And for the best and scary part…flip the skillet onto a plate or cutting board and be amazed. oh, but right before you do, run a spatula or knife around the edge to make sure the cake is loose.

It really should have no problem coming out of the skillet, but if any of the squash sticks (one piece of mine did) just scrap it out and place it back on the cake… no one will notice)

Now time for a slice… or maybe two!

And for reals, go get yourself lots of squash, even if it's just to make cakes with!

Have a fantastic weekend!

-C

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Delicata Upside-down Cake 

Makes a 12 inch skillet cake (can be made in a can pan)

For the cake

• 1 3/4 cup white whole wheat pastry flour (can use white pastry, wheat pastry, or all purpose)
• 3/4 cup brown sugar
• 1 cup warm delicata squash puree*
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/3 cup mild flavored oil (canola or veggie)
• 1 cup water 
• 1 tablespoon apple cider vineagr
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 2 teaspoons cinnamon
• 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg 

For the upside down part

• 1/4 cup of brown sugar
• 3 tablespoons earth balance]
• 1 small uncooked delicata squash 

*Note.. To make delicata puree, simply stick the whole squash into the oven and roast until fork tender. Remove and let cool enough to handle. Cut in half, scoop to the seeds and scoop the flesh into a bowl….thats it. Oh, save seeds to roast and eat the skin as a snack (skin is my favorite part and the seeds are almost better then pumpkin!)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 

Grab yourself a 10-12 inch clean cast iron skillet (maybe don't cook garlic in it before you make this cake). Stick the earth balance and the brown sugar in it and place on low heat until the butter and sugar melt together and form a sauce. Remove pan from heat. Take the raw delicata squash and slice it into 1/2 inch rounds. Remove the seeds(save for roasting) and place the rounds into the bottom of the skillet, fitting in as many as you can, without overlapping. Set aside and make cake batter.

In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, salt, baking soda and powder and the cinnamon and nutmeg. In a separate bowl, combine the cooked warm squashwith the oil and the brown sugar. (if you squash puree is cold, warm it up. It mixes better warm) Mix until completely combined. Dump wet into dry and whack together then slowly pour in water/ vinegar mixture and whack until everything is full incorporated. 

Pour cake batter over the stuff in the skillet and place into the oven. Bake for 45-50 minutes , until a nice golden brown and tester in middle comes out clean. Remove and place on a cooling rack or ontop of the oven to cool for 8-10 minutes. Once  cooled, take a plate, cooling rack, or cutting board that is a least a little bigger therm the skillet, place it ontop pif the killet, and flip. The cake should drop right out…. if anything sticks in the skillet, trust scrap it off and stick it back on the cake.

Now the cake is ready to eat.. so grab a knife, cut a slice and do it.

Pumpkin Black bean Enchiladas with Roasted Tomatillo Sauce

For a quite a while now (like at least a year)  the mr and I have had a standing Tuesday night dinner date with my sister Shannon. It's been great. We don't get to see each other as much as we would like so having a day where we can catch up and hang out is really nice. Plus, I get to make her dinner and I love to make her food cause she really likes the stuff I make.

 Well over the course of the past month we have not had our Tuesday dinners (always her fault… sick kids or some shit)

But last week, I was determined. I miss my sister and was real pumped to make her some food. So I sent her a text a few days before, saying dinner for sure no excuses! Then texted her again that Tuesday morning… just to make absolutely sure…. And she said yes Hooray! Sister time, I was excited.

But then sometime around lunch she sent me this  "I know I am really lame, but going to have to cancel tonight.".

Thoughts that ran through my head.. "That BITCH!.. and What the FU*K!.. and can she be anymore of a butt hole?"

But it ok, I get it. She is constantly working and taking care of monsters (the kids) and things happen.  I am really not mad, I just really miss my sister, So whatever, she canceled, but I still wanted to make what I planned on making and that's  what I did. These enchiladas, so freaking good, ! And it's really to bad that she ditched us cause I know that she would have been all up in these.

So it's Tueday again. I talked to her last night. She says we are on for dinner tonight… My hopes are high, but I think I am going to have a back up dinner plan. And if she cancels tonight, I am going to spray paint boobs on her front door.

I'll let you know how it goes.

Now to the enchiladas!

The stuff. Pumpkin of course!.plus the seeds in that pumpkin. We also need black beans, red onion, garlic and kale. Paprika, cumin, chili powder, salt pepper and olive oil  Thats for the filling. Now for the sauce we need tomatillos, another onion, jalaepnos, lemon, parsley (I wanted to use cilantro, but couldn't find any so you can use either) We are going to use salt, pepper and oil in this too. And some tortillas to wrap it all in!

First off, turn the oven on to 400.

Now grab the tomatillos and remove the outer skins. Chop up the white onion and the jalapeños and toss everything into a lightly oiled skillet. Sprinkle l with a bit of salt and stick it into the oven to roast.

Now we need the seeds from the pumpkin so slice the pumpkin in half and remove all the seed and guts. 

Gather the seeds, rinse and dry them and toss them into a lightly oiled skillet (or baking sheet) and stick those into the oven too.

While the stuff is in the oven roasting, grab a chunk of pumpkin (with skin on, or if you want you can peel it, but it really is pointless) and shred.. and shred until you have about 2 1/2- 3 cups worth or pumpkin. Also , small dice the red onion and mince up the garlic while you are at it.

Place the onion and garlic in lightly oiled skillet and cook for a few minutes, then toss in the pumpkin with a few splashed  of water. Cook a bit longer until the pumpkin is starting to become tender. Now toss in the spices and the beans and mix it all around.

And lastely, chop up the kale and mix that into the skillet as well. 

After the filling is made, the stuff in the oven is most likely done. When the tomatillos and onions are all soft and roasted and the seed are golden brown and crunchy remove them from the oven.

Pour the roasted tomatillos noon and peppers, the juice of the lemon, a handful of roasted seeds, and the fresh herbs into a blender with a drizzle of olive oil and blend until smooth.

Now all the stuff is ready to go.

A big scoop of pumpkin bean mixute in a tortilla. Wrap it up and stick into pan seam down (I used the same skillet that I roast the tomatillos in) . Repeat until stuff is gone (make sure the enchiladas are all nice and snug) then pour sauce all over.(you can use all the sauce or save a little for to serve with)

And into the oven goes!

After about 20 minute, the sauce is thick, the edges of the wraps are a little crispy, and it is all ready for eating

Garnish with more roasted seeds and some chopped up green stuff!

 And eat you heart out!

And this is why you don not want to cancel dinner plans with me!

Happy Tuesday People!

-C

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Pumpkin Blak Bean Enchiladas with Roasted Tomatillo Sauce  

• 1 small sugar pie pumpkin (only going to use about 3 cups shredded so you are going to have some left over,Maybe Pie?)
• 2 cups cooked black beans
• 1 small red onion
• 3-4 cloves garlic
• few kale leaves
• 1-2 teaspoons Paprika*
• 1-2 teaspoons chili powder*
• 1-2 teaspoons cumin*
• salt and pepper to taste
• 5-6 medium sized flour torilttas (or any kind you like)

For the Tomatillo Sauce

• 1 pint tomatillos  
• 1 medium yellow onion
• 1-2 jalapeños  (or none if you don't want them)
• 1 lemon
• handful of toasted pumpkin seeds 
• A bunch of fresh cilantro or parsley 
• salt and pepper to taste
• olive oil 

*Use a teaspoon of each, taste, then add more if you want… I like a lot of spice so I used a lot. 

Preheat oven to 400

Chop your pumpkin in half and coop out the seeds. Rinse them, dry them and toss them onto a lightly oiled skillet or baking pan and stick into the oven to roast until golden brown and crispy, giving them a little stir after about 15 minutes   Should take about 20-30 minutes. 

For the sauce ...

Grab the tomatillos, the yellow onion, and the jalapeños. Remove papery skins from the tomatillos and toss into a lightly oiled skillet. Cut the jalapeños in half (remove seeds and ribs) and chop up the onion into a few chunks. Toss that into the skillet too. Sprinkle with salt and stick that into the oven . Cook until tomatillos are soft, (stab them with a fork, if they kind of pop, they are done) and the onion iand pepper is tender.. about 25-30 minutes.   When done, remove form oven, let cool for a few minutes, then transfer to a blender. Add in a handful of toasted pumpkin seeds, the juice of the lemon,, and the pare sly or cilantro. Blend until smooth. 

For the filling... (I do this while the stuff is in the oven)

 Grab the red onion dice it small, and grab the garlic and mince it and toss into a skillet.  Drizzle with a tiny oil. and a pinch of salt and place on the stove on medium low heat to soften a bit.  Take a chunk of pumpkin and shred it until you get about 2 1/2- 3 cups of pumpkin. Toss the shredded pumpkin into the skillet with the cooking onion and mix in the spices and a splash or two on water. Let cook on stove for about 8-10 minutes, or until pumpkin is slightly tender. Now mix in the beans and chop up the kale leaves into little pieces and toss that in too. Mix it all around and remove from heat. .

To assemble. 

Take a big scoop of the filling and place in a flour tortilla. Roll up and place,seem down, into a skillet or roasting pan (I used the skillet I roasted the tomatillos in) Repeat until you have used up all the filling. The enchiladas should be snug.

Now pour the sauce all over eht op, spreading it over the sides. You can use all the sauce you made, or save little for serving)

Place into oven and bake for about 20 minutes or until the sauce is starting to become a lithe golden brown. Remove, let cool for a few minutes, and finsih with a handful of toasted pumpkin seeds and some pretty green stuff.

And eat. A fork an knife are handy.

Hot Sauce

Have I told you that my CSA is totally awesome? Well, if I haven't yet, consider yourself  told. Anyway, one of the coolest thing that the farm does  for it's members is they plant a variety of pick your own crops. There are strawberries, beans, tomatoes, herbs, flowers, and some other stuff. We also get to pick hot peppers.  Yes. Lot and lots of hot peppers. And not just jalapeños. They have like 5 different varieties, inching habanero. And there are a ton.  SO many, in fact, that I don't even bother picking the amount that I am allowed. (15 hot peppers a week.. my butthole would kill me) But I did pick a bunch (I went with the red jalapeños which are mother f-ing HOT) and made me some hot oh hot sauce!

Note to anyone that is handling hot peppers. Watch where you stick your hands. I cut up jalapeños a lot, and most of the time I am pretty good about not touching anything, but once in a while I will cut up a pepper, not wash my hands, then maybe scratch my leg.. Then I might rub my eyes, or pick my nose (might to might not happened) And it's not instantaneous. It starts low and slow, then all of a sudden, you shit is burning and your like "What the Hell!! I am on FIRE!. And then you might thick to yourself "Oh shit, do I have a flesh eating virus?  Should I be concerned?"  (Me after a particularly itchy night, making some salsa,. Good thing the mr was there ego tell me I was being a dumb ass and cutting up peppers at dinner) So yeah. not flesh eating virus, but never the less, don't touch!

Now lets make so Freaking HOT SAUCE! 

The stuff. ! butt load of red jalapeños (you can use green), a red bell pepper, an onion, a few cloves of garlic, salt, vinegar, oil and water. 

Grab yourself a big pot, roughly chop up the onion and garlic and toss it into that pot with a drizzle of olive oil and a few splsahes of water. Stick it on the stove on medium heat and let cook while you cut up the peppers. 

So the peppers. First thing first…..Coat your hands with oil (or use gloves) and don't touch anything on you body! This is a critical  if you do not want you hands, then your face, probably part of you leg, and definitely behind you ears , to burn like a mother.

Now cut the stems off, slice the peppers in half and remove the seeds and ribs. I find using a big spoon to scoop and scrap the seeds and ribs out to work the best, but do it any way you please. Also leave the seed sin rips in if you want.. it just makes the sauce that much hotter. (I would usually but again, these peppers are fire f-ing hot!)

Once de-seeded and ribbed, chop up the pepper and the jalapeños into chunks.

Toss into the pot with the onions and garlic thats on the stove and add in water and a sprinkle of salt. Stick back on stove, bring to a boil then reduce heat to medium and stick a lid on pot.

After about 25 minutes or so, the peppers are soft and falling apart and the liquid has reduced to about 1/2… Thats when is time...

Note. Watch you face when you open you pot to check.. Don't stick you face in the pot as soon as you remove the lid, or you will get a ace of spicy hot stem that will burn your eyeballs.

Now dump it all in,including liquid ,into a blender. Add in 1/2 cup of vinegar and a sprinkle of salt then turn it on. (Make sure to have the lid on… no one wants to clean up a hot sauce mess!) Blend for however long it takes for the sauce to be smooth.

Super smooth and saucy.. Give it a taste. Does it need more vinegar? How about a little more salt? Are you wishing you had a little more sweetness to it? Add what you need.. More vinegar, more salt, or a teaspoon or two of some honey or sugar.. it is your hot sauce after all.

And when you are happy with the taste.. pour into bottles. And then pour in everything!

Happy Friday..Make it hot!

-C

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Hot Sauce 

Makkes about 4 cups

• 15-18 jalapeños
• 4-5 cloves galric
• 1 red bell pepper
• 1 yellow onion
• 1/2-1 cup white vinegar
• 2 cups water
• salt (to taste)
• oil or rubber gloves 

Dice the onion and garlic and stick not a heavy bottom pot with a drizzle of olive oil, a sprinkle of salt and a splash of water. Place on low heat and let cook.

After thats on the stove oil you hands, and de-stem the jalapeños and the red pepper, removing the seeds and ribs. IF you want, you can totally leave the seeds and ribs in if you want, it makes the sauce even hotter. 

Chop peppers into smallish chunks and toss into the pot writ the galic and onion. Add about 2 cups or so of water, bring to a boil, then let simmer for about 25-30 minutes, or until the peppers are nice and soft.

Dump peppers into a blender  with 1/2 cup of vinegar and blend. Taste the sauce, and if you like it there, stop, or add in more if you taste wants it. You can also add in more salt, maybe some other flavor spices, or even a little honey to sweeten it a bit.

Pour into containers and enjoy! 

This sauce will last sat least 4 months in the fridge (If not eaten all by then)

Arugula Pesto-Delicata Squash-and Cashew Cheese Pizza

Hey there people.. It's FRIDAY!!! and I gots another pizza here that will knock your socks off (I am back to wearing socks, are you?)

So the mr is trying to not eat quite as much cheese lately (he really likes to eat cheese). But he also can not live (happily) without eating pizza and I usually make his pizzas with cheese. So me being the best girl friend ever went out of my lovely way to make him a pizza without dairy cheese. And who said that pizza need real cheese? I bet there is somebody, but I don't care, and neither did the mr. He was all into this, no dairy cheese in sight. Plus bonus for me, I didn't have to grate cheese (worst activity ever!) 

Anyway, let's talk about this pizza. The toppings alone are HELL YEAH! Arugula pesto , which is bitter, and spicy. Delicata squash that is smooth, sweet and creamy, and  cashew cheese brings it all together with a cheesy, creamy, sweet, tanginess….. I mean, are you drooling yet? And let's just look at how pretty it is.. So pretty, which makes the whole thing that much better. 

A pizza tha will make just about anyone happy, full of so much fantastic flavor and not covered in a bunch of grease and gross. One could eat the entire thing and really not feel so bad about it. It's kind of the perfect pizza. 

So onwards! Go make pizza!

The stuff. A pizza dough (homemade or store bought.. whatever works for you). Some cashew cheese (slightly watered down so it pourable) and a delicata squash.  For the pesto… arugula, garlic, nutritional yeast, lemon juice, olive oil and a little salt.

To make the pesto toss the arugaula, lemon juice, garlic,a pitch of salt,  and the nutritional yeast into a food processor. Start the thing and slowly drizzle a little olive oil in as its going until it all comes together and looks all creamy pesto nice like.

Grab the squash and slice it up into 1/4 inch think pieces. Once it's sliced, the seeds come out  really easily with a spoon or you fingers, so remove those but don't toss them! Roast them, either now or save for later

Roll , stretch, toss your dough and place on a lightly oiled baking sheet, or in a skillet however you like to bake you pizza) and start  adding the toppings. Arugula pesto..delicata squash and lastly, cashew cheese spattered all over.

Looking good and ready for the hot oven.

And after some time… Crispy. golden brown crust. The Delicatia is nice and soft and the cashew cheese is starting to brown(just a bit)

Cut into slices and serves with extra arugula (if you want). 

Have the best weekend. Go do something fall-ish.  (I am going PUMPKIN PICKING!)

Happy Friday!

-C

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Arugula Pesto-Delicata Squash-Cashew Cheese Pizza

• pizza dough for a 12 inch pizza * (use any dough, this recipe or store bought)
• 1 cup cashew cheese (recipe here), slightly thinned out with water to like melted ice cream consistency 
• 1 delicata squash

For the pesto

• 3-4 large handfuls of arugula
• 4 cloves of garlic
• juice of 1 lemon
• 2 tablespoons nutrional yeast
• olive oil (1-2 tablespoons
• salt and pepper

*Note. Make sure to set you pizza dough out for at least 15-20 minutes to let it rest and come to room temperature

Preheat oven to 450

Roll out pizza dough to about a 12 inch circle or square (whatever shape you want) and place in or on a lightly oiled baking sheet or skillet (or whatever you like to bake you pizzas on)  Drizzle with a tiny bit of olive oil and set aside.

Take arugula, garlic, nutritional yeat and lemon juice and stick into a food processor. Turn on and blend, drizzling in a little olive oil until all the stuff comes together and is all pesto like. Season with salt. Now take your squash and slice it into 1/4 ish rounds. Remove the seeds (scrap out with a spoon or just push them out of the whole with your fingers) 

Grab the dough, smear on a good amount of pesto (you don't need to use it all) layer the delicata rounds on top of that, and then drip, splatter,our pour the cashew cheese on top of that.

Stick into hot oven and bake for about 15-20 minutes, or until crust and cashew cheese is golden brown.

Remove from oven, let cool for a minute, cut into slices and serve with extra fresh arugula and a bit more nutritional yeast.

Eat and eat.    

For Reals Grape Soda

That right bitches ..  grape soda!!!!

uh-hum. Sorry. you are not bitches. 

But this grape soda is my bitch. It is SO GOOD! And that is coming from me, who is not a soda drinker. (Spoiler alert.. all it is is cooked down grapes and seltzer. (and a bit of lemon juice) But thats is) So why soda? I guess it's because I can't make wine since  I don't have the  knowledge and or the vineyard to make wine.  But cooking down some grapes.. I can totally do that. 

Every once in a while I make something that I think is so freaking ingenious and fanatic that I am shocked that everyone and there mom doesn't do it. This is one of those recipes. I mean, the mr was more at then thrilled when I handed him a glass, covered in condensation, with a cutie pink straw.  He took a long drink and gave a sweet little refreshing sigh. It was great and cute and make me happy cause I think it made his day.  And I know that there are a  thousand and one other people out there that have been doing this for years and that there are probably a couple hundred recipes as well, but I still consider myself a genius for making this. Great minds my friends. 

Anyway, this grape soda is super refreshing, perfectly sweet, and a great way to end the summer and greet the fall. Great for kids and parties,  I think this is definially going to be making an appearance at a few of the littles birthday parties and maybe a few grown up people parties.(maybe  with a splash or two of booze..see you don't need wine) over the next few weeks. Who needs wine when you got grape soda!

The stuff. Grapes, a lemon, and seltzer water.

Oh wants that?  Is that drink jar suppose to be an empty? Nope. I forgot to fill it with the seltzer before I took the pictures.( I think I get a break cause yesterday was stupid hot and I was feeling a little woozy) Let's just pretend there is seltzer in there, ok. and also lets pretend there is water in this picute too, cause we need that as well.

Take your grapes, stems removed, and place in a pot with the lemon juice and water. Stick the pot on stove on medium heat and during to a boil. Then place a lid on it and turn heat down to low and simmer away, giving it a stir sand keeping you eye on it.

 Continue to cook until the grapes are pretty much all dissolved and the liquid has reduced about 1/2.

Let cool for a few minutes and strain the grapes through a fine mesh strainer, smooshing and scraping the grapes all around to extract as much liquid as you can.

The left over grape mush makes for a great little snack on some toast, in some yogurt, or with a spoon in your mouth. 

Oh so pretty grape juice concentrate. Stick it in the fridge to cool completely. 

After cooled, get it all ready for drinking.  Add a few tablespoons of the concentrate to a cup, add in some seltzer, maybe a few ice cubes and …wa la!

Gape soda is the shits!

Happy Friday.. Enjoy the last weekend of summer!

-C

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For Reals Grape Soda

Makes about 5 drinks so feel free to double and or triple recipe if you are serving a lot of people

• 2 cups red grapes
• 2 cups water
• Juice of 1 lemon
• plain (or madiran orange, or any flavor really) seltzer water

Remove stems from grapes and place into a pot with water and the lemon juice. Briong to boil then cover and turn heat to low. Cook for about 20 minutes to a 1/2 hour or until the grapes are complete mush and the liquid has reduced to about 1/2. 

Let cool enough hot handle and strain grape glop through a very fine mesh strainer, smooshing it around to extract as much liquid as you can. Refidgerate the juice, eat the left over mush.

Once cooled, pour about 3-4 tablespoon of the concentrate into a cup and add in about 1 cup of seltzer. Mix and enjoy. 

Using a straw is optional, but either way, drink with your mouth.