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Lentil Flour Zucchini Pancakes

August 8, 2020 Colleen Stem
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To know me is to know that I eat a shit load of lentils. And not just one kind, I eat them all, in all the ways, all day, everyday. Vegetables and lentils. That is my truth.

Lentil flour. One more way to consume the mighty legume. Blended while dry into a fine powder, it takes the lentil to a whole other level. You can use the flour in all sorts of things like bread, soup, even in baked goods. it really is a great flour to have on hand, especially if you are hungry and want to toss something quick and easy, heathy, and delicious together like these here pancakes.

These pancakes. All they are made of is lentil flour and pureed up zucchini and onion. Now that might sound a little on the dull side, but trust me here, they are far from dull. They are freaking delicious. And better for it that they take like 10 minutes from start to finish to make. And no oven which is necessary these days with all the stupid hot weather.

Anyway. lentil zucchini pancakes. Give them a try. They will probably become your favorite.

To the lentil flour and zucchini pancakes!

The stuff. Dry green lentils, a zucchini, and onion, salt and pepper, and a splash of oil.

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Te make lentil flour. Place dried lentils into a high speed blender and blend until it turns into a fine flour.

Once you have the flour made, cut up the zucchini and onion into chunks.

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Drop into the blender and blend until pretty smooth.

Dump puree into bowl and top with some lentil flour.

Mix until completely combined. The batter should be kind of thic but still spoonable. Also, season with salt was pepper here.

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Heat up a skillet with a splash of oil. Once hot, scoop spoonfuls of batter into pan and spread it evenly about 1/4 inch thick. Cook first side fr 4-6 minutes or until nice and brown then flip and cook the other side until done. Repeat until batter is gone.

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Now eat your amazing delicious lentil zucchini pancakes. I served with fresh salsa, and I have also made tahini dip and used hummus to smear on them which was also freaking amazing, but you can serve with whatever floats your boat.

-C


Lentil Flour Zucchini Pancakes

  • 1 pound dry green lentils

  • 1 large zucchini

  • 1 onion

  • salt and pepper

  • splash of oil

Start with the by making the lentil flour. Place lentils into a high speed blender and blend until it has turned into a fine flour. You might need to stop the blender ever once in a while to move things around with a spoon (when it is turned off!). It should only take about a minute or so in a Vitamix, but maybe a few extra minutes if using a less powerful blender.

Once flour is achieved, dump into a jar with a lid. You probably won’t be using it all right now.

Now grab the zucchini and onion and cut into chunks. Place the chunks into the blender and blend until smooth.

Dump puree into a bowl. Add about 1 cup of lentil flour and stir. IF the batter is really loss, add in another 1/4 cup or more to get the batter to a thick but spreadable consistency (kind of like hummus). Season with salt and pepper.

Grab a skillet and place on medium heat with a splash of oil. Once skillet is heated place spoonfuls of the batter in and spread around until between 1/2-1/4 inch thick. Cook fist side for 4-6 minutes or until a nice golden brown then flip and cook the other for a few minutes until browed. Repeat until batter is gone.

Place cooked pancakes on a plate, grab a fork and some savory type condiment (hummus, salsa, tahini, cashew cream) and eat.

In Vegetables, Vegan, summer, quick and easy, pulses, pancakes and such Tags Lentil Flour Zucchini Pancakes, lentils, legume, pulses, vegan, gluten free, grain free, vegan dinner, quick and easy, fast, pancake, protein, plant based, heathy, dairy free, lentil flour, summer
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Cauliflower, Kale, and Lentil Bowl with Peanut Sauce

June 20, 2020 Colleen Stem
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I am freaking hot. We are currently in a heat wave right this very minute and I am not happy about it. This is my problem with summer, the heat. Or better yet, the heat with humidity. It turns me sour and I can’t deal with anything, including myself. It is not a good look on me.

But a redeeming quality summer does have is all the fresh produce. The farm share is really starting to pick up and we are getting a good amount of fresh goody goods and that is something I can’t not be happy about. But it is still to hot and when it’s to hot, no one (I think) wants to cook. So don’t cook, just compile. A big ass bowl of veggies, some lentil (or use beans if you want) , and creamy peanut sauce. Thrown together within minutes, hardy and satisfying without being heavy and hot, and tasted really freaking good. A meal on it’s own or a fantastic side dish or snack dish or you know, anytime eating time food dish.

It is just a good dish to make and even better to eat. Heatwave or not.

Now to the cauliflower, kale, and lentil bowl with all the peanut sauce!

The stuff. Half a head of cauliflower, a few big kale leaves, half an onion, cooked lentils, peanut butter, apple cider vinegar, hot water, soy sauce, ginger, garlic powder, red pepper flakes, and black pepper.

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Cut up cauliflower. Just go at it with a knife until it is a pile of small little pieces. Then dice up the onion into small pieces and cut up kale into small pieces as well.

Toss all of that into a bowl and top with the lentils.

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Peanut sauce. Mix together the peanut butter, vinegar, soy, ginger, garlic, and red pepper flakes. Stir and add in enough hot water to make it creamy, smooth, and pourable.

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Dump the peanut sauce into the bowl with everything else.

Toss until everything is evenly coated. And don’t forget to add a good amount of black pepper.

And that is it. Now grab a bowl and a fork and eat. It is really really good.

-C


Cauliflower, Kale, and Lentil Bowl with Peanut Sauce 

Serves 1-2 as a big salad or 3-4 as a side

  • 1/2 head of cauliflower

  • 1 1/2 cup cooked lentils

  • 2-3 large kale leaves

  • 1/2 a small onion

Peanut Sauce

  • 1/4 heaping cup of peanut butter

  • 2 tablespoons soy or liquid aminos

  • 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar

  • 1 teaspoon garlic powder

  • 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger

  • 1/2 teaspoon chili flakes

  • 4-5 tablespoons hot water

  • black pepper

Start by chopping up cauliflower into little pieces. Some pieces will be like crumble and that is good. Also dice up onion into small pieces and chop kale into small pieces. Place it all into a bowl and top with the cooked lentils.

Make peanut sauce. Place peanut butter, soy ,vinegar, the ginger, garlic and red pepper flakes, and 4 tablespoons hot water into a jar or bowl and mix until incorporated. It should be smooth and thick, but pourable. If to thick, add in another tablespoon or two of hot water.

Once sauce is made, dump into bowl with the rest of the stuff and toss until everything is coated and combined. Top with lots of black pepper and then, well, eat. Or set aside until meal time. Then eat.

In Vegetables, Vegan, side dish, salad, Raw, pulses, quick and easy, grain free, Gluten Free, dinner, Dairy Free Tags Cauliflower, Kale, and Lentil Bowl with Peanut Sauce, cauliflower, lentils, pulses, vegan, grain free, gluten free, peanut sauce, healthy, plant based, dinner, quick and easy, summer, no cooking, saald, salad, BBQ, Summer, fresh, raw, dairy free
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Creamy Cannellini Bean Potato Salad

June 13, 2020 Colleen Stem
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Do you ever make cold potato salad when it is not summer? I can’t remember a time when I have. Is that strange? Maybe a little, but it probably has more to do with never wanting to turn the oven on in the summer to cook anything or eating anything that is hot. And fall and winter is not time for anytime cold, I just want my potatoes hot.

I just reasoned myself my own question.

Anyway, cold potato salad. A classic summertime staple just in time for all the BBQ’s, picnics, lazy days spent at home doing nothing , and basically eating anywhere, anytime. Yes,a great side dish but I have been known to have myself a little bowl here or there for a nice snack. Heck, it would make for a nice filling breakfast treat as well. It’s your potato salad ad you can it it whenever you dang well please.

This potato salad is pretty classic in the since that is is boiled potatoes covered with creaminess except the creaminess comes form beans and not mayo. And let me tell you, the mayo is not missed in the slightest here. The bean cream is made from cannellini beans which when blended, are nice and smooth and not overly beany. Added to the cream is pickle juice and mustard for a slight tang. And it all gets mixed together with onions to complete the dish. Simple yes, but so good. And because it is mayo free, everyone can eat it, making it a perfect side dish to bring along or share at any eating event with people that might have a different style of eating. Because we all deserve some so good potato salad, don’t ya think?

Now to the potato salad!

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The stuff. Potatoes, caneillini beans, an onion, a few cloves garlic, brown mustard, ground flax seeds, pickle juice, and salt and pepper

Start by dicing up potatoes into inch-ish sized chunks.

Rinse then place the potatoes into a pot completely submerged in cold water. Sprinkle in a good pinch of salt and set on stove to boil.

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In the mean time, dice up onions into small pieces. Also chop garlic into smaller pieces.

Place onions into a big bowl along with a pinch of salt and1/4 cup of pickle juice (or vinegar if you prefer)

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Now make bean cream. Strain all the liquid from the beans then place 1/4 cup back in. Add the rest of the pickle juice, the mustard, the chipped garlic, and the ground flax seed. Blend until smooth.

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Once the potatoes are nice and from tender, remove from heat and strain away the liquid.

Toss the warm potatoes into the bowl with the pickling onion. Let sit for about 10-15 minutes so potatoes have time to cool and absorb picking liquid.

When potatoes have slightly cooled, dump the bean puree an and toss until combined.

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And there you have it, super delicious creamy cannellini bean potato salad. If you want to be a little fancy, dice up something green (I used broccoli) to sprinkle on top. It never hurts!

Happy Summertime eating!

-C


Creamy Cannellini Bean Potato Salad

  • About 2 1/2 pounds potatoes ( I used Yukon gold)

  • a large onion

  • 2 heaping tablespoons spicy brown mustard

  • 1 heaping tablespoon ground flax seed

  • 2 cups cooked cannellini beans with 1/4 cup bean liquid

  • 2-3 cloves garlic

  • 1/2 cup pickle juice (or any type of vinegar)

  • salt and pepper

Start by dicing up potatoes into cubes about and inch big. Place potatoes in a large pot, rinse in water, strain, then refill pot with cold water until all potatoes are submerged. Add a large pinch of salt to pot and then stick pot on high heat on stove until it starts to boil. Once water is boiling, lower heat but keep at a soft boil. Cook potatoes until fork tender which should take about 15 minutes.

While potatoes are cooking, dice up the onion into small pieces. Place in a large bowl along with a pinch of salt and 1/4 cup of pickle juice. Toss around and set aside.

The cannellini bean cream. Strain the beans but reserve 1/4 cup of liquid. Add liquid back to beans along with the other 1/4 cup pickle juice, the garlic, the mustard and flax seeds, and a small pinch of salt and lots of pepper. With either a hand blender or regular blender, blend until smooth. Taste and add more salt if needed. Also if the puree seems really thick, add in another splash of pickle juice. To thin, add in another tablespoon ground flax seeds.

Once potatoes are fully cooked, strain from water and toss the potatoes, still warm, into the bowl with the onions. Gently toss around and let sit for a few minutes to cool and absorb any pickle liquid. Once the potatoes cooled off a bit, dump the bean cream into the bowl and toss around until potatoes are all evenly coated.

And that is it. You can be fancy and spindle something green like some chopped dill or parsley or broccol on top for a little color and flavor…If you want.

And then eat right away still slightly warm or stick in the fridge to completely chill and eat cold. Last for 3-4 day in the fridge covered.

In Vegan, summer, side dish, salad, pulses, beans, BBQ Tags Creamy Cannellini Bean Potato Salad, Side dish, potato salad, vegan, dairy free, grain free, gluten free, mayo free, beans, plant based, healthy, potato, salad, BBQ, summertime, picnic, simple
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Chickpea Flour Onion Rings

May 16, 2020 Colleen Stem
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I love me some onions, I mean I eat one everyday so I asked myself why the heck haven’t I made onion rings before? Probably because when I usually think onion rings, I think greasy and fried and that is not really my jam. But early in the week the lightbulb went off in my brain. I have been making a lot of stuff with bean flours lately and thought that chickpea flour would make an excellent batter for onions. And low and behold, I was right. Very very right.

These onion rings are so f-ing amazing. Sure they might not be the most traditional of onion ring but they are for sure just as good. A spicy crispy crunchy outer layer with a soft and creamy onion inside. Baked, not fried, and just really delightful. Easy to throw together and yeah, you got onion rings. I have made them twice this week already. Probably going to make them again tonight because why the hell not? They are simply a vegetable covered in bean. I should be eating them every day and you probably should be eating them everyday too.

Now to the onion rings!

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The stuff. Onions (I used valida but any sweet variety will work) chickpea flour, spices (garlic, ginger, cumin, chili powder, paprika, and a pick or red pepper flakes), warm water, oil, and salt and pepper.

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Mix up the batter. All the spices get mix together with the chickpea flour. Add in the water and then mix unit completely combined and all batter like.

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Cut onions into rings.

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Dip the onions into the batter and place on a oiled baking sheet. Try not to overlap too much and use the insides of large rings to place the small ones!

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Into the oven and out of the oven. Crispy, dark, and delicious!

Get those rings onto a plate while they are hot, grab some dipping sauce of choice (tahini for me) and eat.

Get into this.

-C


Chickpea Flour Onion Rings

  • 3/4 cup checkpea flour

  • 1 teaspoon each cumin and chili powder

  • 1/2 teaspoon each garlic, paprika and ground ginger

  • pinch of red pepper flakes

  • 2 medium sized valida onions (or whatever onions you have)

  • 3/4 cup warm water

  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

  • cracked pepper

  • tablespoon or so of oil to oil baking sheet

Preheat oven to 425.

In a wide bottomed bowl mix together the chickpea flour. salt. and all the spices. Add in the warm water and mix until completely incorporated and smooth. You want the batter to coat the onions when dipped but not be overly thick. If you think it needs to thicken up a bit, add a tablespoon more chickpea flour. To thin it, just add a splash more water.

Grab onions and peel off papery skin then slice into 1/4-1/2 inch rounds. Take onion rings and dip them into the batter then place rings on a large oiled baking sheet. Try not to overlap to much and definitely place smaller rings inside bigger rings. Also use a second baking sheet if you need to.

Once rings are all battered, place in preheated oven and bake for 40 minutes, giving them a flip atfter about 25-30 minutes.

Once dark brown and crispy, remove from the oven. Place rings on a plate and eat. Dipping sauce recommendation is tahini but anything or nothing at all is also right.

In appetizers, Gluten Free, grain free, pulses, quick and easy, side dish, Vegan, Vegetables Tags baked onion rings, chickpea flour, gluten free, onion rings, dairy free, baked, plant based, easy, simple, healthy, protein, side dish, onion, savory, spicy, food, homemade, fresh, yummy, eater, delicious, vegan, grain free, pulses, beans, besem flour
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ChickPeas and Peas

April 18, 2020 Colleen Stem
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I am all about the quick meal. Sure I love me some kitchen time, but sometimes I just want good food good and fast. Chickpeas lightly sautéed, tossed with fresh green peas, thin pieces of raw onion, and tahini sauce. Sounds easy and so simple right? Well it is, simply freaking fantastic.

I am also thinking ahead to those summertime cookouts or when people are flowing through the house in need of food. This is a definite dish to bring to a cookout of potluck dinner situation. You know, when we can do those things safely again. Until then, I make it and eat it to my face. Now you should too.

To the chickpea and peas!

The stuff. Chickpeas, peas, an onion, some tahini, soy sauce, red wine vinegar, and a little oil. Also need a splash of chickpea waster or regular water. And pepper, if you want it.

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Tahini, soy, vinegar, and a little bit of chickpea water. Stir until smooth and creamy.

Cut up onion, nice and thin like.

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Now sauté chickpeas. Drain and rinse the beans and lightly coat a pan with oil. Toss chickpeas into pan on medium high heat and cook until they start to brown.

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Once the chickpeas have somef dark color, toss in the peas and the onion. Mix it all tougher and turn heat off.

Dump it all into the bowl with the tahini sauce and mix it all together.

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Add pepper, grab a fork, eat.

-C


ChickPeas and Peas

Serves 1-4 people

  • 2 1/2 cups (or one can) cooked chickpeas

  • 2 cups fresh or frozen (and thawed) green peas

  • 1 small onion

  • 1/4 cup tahini

  • 2 tablespoon red wine vinegar

  • 1-2 tablespoon soy sauce/tamari/liquid aminos

  • a couple teaspoons olive oil for pan

In a medium sized bowl mix together the tahini, lesser amount of soy, and vinegar. Stir until smooth, adding in a splash or chickpea or regular water to thin out until it is the consistency of heavy cream. Taste. If it needs more soy, add a little more in until it tastes right.

Grab the onion and slice it up, really thinly and into small pieces.

Place a large skiller on medium high heat on stove. Add in a couple teaspoons olive oil to coat. If the chickpeas are still in water, rinse and drain. Dump drained chickpeas into hot skillet and cook for about 5-7 minutes or until they start turn deep brown on some sides. Throw in the peas and the onions, turn heat off, and mix around. Let sit in hot pan for a minutes or two then dump it all into the bowl with the tahini sauce. Mix it all around, add some cracked pepper, then, eat.

In Vegetables, Vegan, pulses, beans Tags ChickPea and Peas, salad, vegan, beans, chickpeas, spring peas, easy, tahini, gluten free, plant based, dinner, protein, simple, fsat, BBQ, grain free
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