Baked Polenta with Black Beans and Fixins

I know that everyone in the world right now is making bread. And that is great, that is awesome, and I am (although I always have been) one of those people making bread. But I was thinking about all those that are not bread eaters, or people that can’t find a freaking bag of flour because the world has gone crazy and all we do now is bake. Well I got you. Polenta friends. Basically all you need for polenta is cornmeal and water and you are good to go. No flour needed.

This polenta situation is a little more then just make polenta and eat. No, it has been cooled, seared, baked, then topped with basically anything you would throw into a burrito because why the heck not. And really, that is what you really should do with polenta because it is like a big crispy, yet soft and creamy corn tortilla (I know right.) Plus you can show pictures to all of your friends of this amazing meal you whipped up and made look all nicey nice and shit. You will say “What bread, no, you should see this polenta!” And then soon after the internet will be ablaze with polenta cakes with beans. Seriously. It’s gonna happen., and think, it could be you who makes it so. Haha!

To the polenta a fixins!

The stuff. Cornemal, water, salt and pepper, cumin, and olive oil. Then fixing of cooked black beans, salsa, some shredded cabbage, 1/2 a big onion, avocado, a lime, and some pickled jalapeño.

Note that you can use all these fixings or none of these. Use what you have!

The polenta. First off, you need to make this at least an hour before you start to bake it because it needs time to set so factor that into your time.

To make polenta, water goes into a big pot and placed on stove to boil. Once water is boiling, slowly pour cornmeal into water while continuously whisking. Once all in, turn heat to medium low and keep whisking, for about 15 minute, until polenta is nice and thick and creamy. Remove from heat, dump in cumin and olive oil, mix and mix until incorporated.

Quickly pour polenta into an oiled baking pan and pop that pan into the fridge for the polenta to set.

In the meantime, slice and dice up onion and toss it around with cabbage, a pinch of salt, and juice of lime.

Once polenta is set, turn it out of pan onto a cutting board. Cut into 4-6 equal sized pieces.

Another note. You can for sure only cook a serving or two and save some for a later time. Just place unbaked polenta in a airtight container and it should be good in fridge for up to a week.

Sear polena. Get a skillet oiled and nice and hot and cook each side for about 5 minutes or until golden crispy. Then either place on a baking sheet or keep in skillet if it’s oven safe and pop into oven to bake for about 1/2 and hour.

Done polenta. DONE!

Now for the fixins. I won’t go to into details, I trust you know what to do.

What are you waiting for? EAT!

-C

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Baked Polenta with Black Beans and Fixins

serves 4-6

For the polenta

• 1 cup cornmeal

• 4 cups water

• 2 tablespoons olive oil

• salt and pepper

• 1 tablespoon cumin

FIxins

• 3 cups cooked black beans (about a 3/4 cup per serving )

• 3 cups shredded cabbage

• 1 small or 1/2 a large red onion

• A lime

• Salsa

• An avocado

• fresh or pickled jalapeño

• And anything else you want (Greens, cheese, yogurt, sour cream…. )

Start off by making polenta. Add water ro a medium sized pot and bring to a boil. Once boiling, grab a whisk and the cornmeal and slowly add cornmeal into water while whisking. Once all cornmeal is in, turn heat to low and pretty much continuously whisk for about 15 minutes. Careful to really whisk all around the bottom of the pot so you don’t burn the bottom of pot. Once the polenta is nice and thick and creamy, remove from heat and dump in the cumin, a good pinch of salt and pepper, and oil olive. Mix until completely incorporated then pour mixture into a oiled 9x9 or 10x10 baking pan. Place pan in fridge to let the polenta to set, which should take about an hour but can stay all day if you want.

In the meantime, slice onion up and place into a bowl with shredded cabbage. Add juice of 1/2 the lime and a pinch of salt and toss. Set aside.

Once polenta has set, preheat oven to 400.

Take pan and invert it onto a cutting board then cut into 4-6 equal sized pieces (any size and or shape works). Grab a skillet and drizzle a in a little oil. Get it nice and hot on the stove then sear the polenta, both sides for about 5 minutes or until nice and crispy. Once the polenta is seared, place either on a baking sheet or keep in the skillet (if it is oven safe) and place in oven to bake for about 1/2 or until nice and firm and crispy. Warm up the black beans while you are waiting.

When the polenta is baked to your liking, remove from oven and place on plates. Scoop on black beans, grab a handful of cabbage onion slaw, top with salsa, jalapeños , avocado , and anything else you want.

Eat.

Left over polenta is great to have in the fridge. Just store in an airtight canters for up to a week. Sear it or bake it up whenever you are in the need.

Butternut and Beet Tacos

There come a point every year, about this time actually, when all of a sudden I am not exactly sick of, but maybe a little bored with the same roasted root situation. Don’t get me wrong, I love root veggies. I deeply love them all and will gladly keep on eating them for a few more months (it is only March after all so I am looking at at least 2 more good months of roots) but again, a little bored. So instead of just the usually roasted situation, we still roast but then, THEN, we taco them!. And we are not mad about it.

These tacos. Super easy and they bring out the best in roasted beets and butternut squash. Pilled in a tortilla (corn or flour, or not tortilla at all. Your choice) with some almond cream and topped with a crispy, crunchy, cabbage and onion slaw. A meal worth making any night or saving for a fun mid winter taco party. Or both because let face it, if you have a fridge like mine, it is packed with beets (and rutabagas, and turnips, and parsnips). And you probably have 4 butternut squash in your pantry too right? (Again, not mad about it.)

Now to the tacos!

The stuff. Some butternut squash, a few beets, shredded cabbage, half an onion, red wine vinegar, blanched and soaked almonds, a couple cloves of garlic, a little water, a lemon, salt and pepper, taco seasoning, an avocado, and tortillas.

Thinly slice the onion and toss it into a bowl along with the shredded cabbage, a pinch of salt, and the red wine vinegar. Really mix it up and then set aside.

Cut up the squash and the beets. 1/2 inch cubes are a good size.

Place the cut up squash and beets on a baking sheet. Drizzle with a touch of oil then really toss around with all the tacos seasoning.

Now into the oven to roast.

Almonds, garlic, salt and pepper, a little water, and juice of lemon, go into blender and blended until nice and smooth.

Oh almond cream. I could eat this entire bowl just like this, but don’t do that. You need it for the tacos.

Roasted and ready.

Now it’s taco time. You have your roasted squash and beets, almond cream, quick pickled crispy cabbage and onion slaw, tortillas (store bought or hand made), and avocado. Lemon or lime wedges are also a plus.

And then you make a taco. Roosts first, almond cream next, slaw on top of that, finished off with avocado. Squeeze on the lemon and into you mouth it goes.

-C

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Butternut and Beet Tacos

makes 6-8 tacos

• 2 1/2 cups diced beets (2-3 large beets should do it)

• 2 1/2 cups diced butternut squash (peeled or not, up to you)

• 3 tablespoons taco seasoning or (1 tablespoon each cumin and chili power plus 1 teaspoon each paprika, garlic powder, and onion powder. And a pinch or red pepper flakes)

• 1/2 cup blanched almonds (soaked in hot water for an hour or so)

• a lemon

• 1/2 cup - 3/4 cup warm water

• 2 cloves garlic

• salt and pepper

• Splash of oil

• 3 cups shredded cabbage (red, green, or a mixture of both)

• 1/2 an onion

• 3 tablespoons red wine vinegar

• avocado for serving

• at least 6 small or medium sized flour or corn tortillas

Preheat oven to 450

Grab cabbage and onion. Thinly slice the onion and toss into a bowl with the shredded cabbage. Add a good sprinkle of salt and toss along with the red wine vinegar. Set aside but give it a good toss again before serving.

Dice up butternut squash and beets into 1/2 inch cube pieces. Place on baking sheet with a drizzle of oil and toss around along with the spice blend. Place into oven to bake for about 30 minutes.

While that’s roasting, strain almonds of soaking water and place into blender along with the 2 cloves garlic, the juice of the lemon, and 1/2 cup water. Blend until smooth. Add in a pinch of salt and pepper and blend. If the mixture is to thick, add in more water to thin it out. You want it to be like a sour cream consistency.

And when the squash and beets are nice and tender, remove from oven.

To assemble tacos.

Scoop some of the roasted beet and squash mixture onto a tortilla, add a good dollop or two of the almond cream, then top with some of the cabbage and onion slaw. Top it of with some sliced avocado and serve with a wedge of lemon or lime.

Tomato-y Roasted Red Cabbage

Most people who know me and know my eating habits think that I eat more carrots the anything else. Well it might be true that yes, I eat an excessive amount of carrots but what I probably eat even more of is cabbage. Yup, me and cabbage. Not shitting you, I eat at least a head a day. Why? Because it really is one of my favorite foods ever and the possibilities of how to eat it are endless. Sure most of the time I just eat it raw, toss with other veggies and mustard, but have you ever roasted cabbage? Oh man, roasted cabbage is A-MAZ-ING!!!!

Also, if you know me, I rarely make a dish other than salad that I am not planning on sharing. The other day I was home all by my lonesome, the mr wasn’t coming home for lunch so I decided that, what the hell, I should make something fancy for myself. This is that something.

Tender and crispy roasted cabbage with onions all up in a tomato sauces that gets nice and dark and delicious. I mean, come on. Doesn’t that sound amazing? This dish is so simple and yet so freaking fantastically good. It was the best thing I ate all week. And yes, it is a whole head of cabbage and I ate it all to my face. Didn't think about sharing with anyone. 😁

To the cabbage!

The stuff. A head of red cabbage, an onion, a lemon, a couple cloves or garlic, crushed tomatoes, and salt and pepper.

Mince or press the garlic (I just found a garlic press and decided to use it…. not bad) and slice the onion into thin rings .

Next cut cabbage into wedges about an inch thick. And don’t remove the core because you eat the core. It gets tender and delicious.

Grab a oven safe skillet and toss in the garlic and a good splash of water and start to heat on stove. Once the water evaporates, add in half of the crushed tomatoes. Stir around and bring to a soft bubble then add in half the onions.

Now layer in the cabbage wedges and sprinkle with salt and pepper.

On goes the rest of the onions and the rest of the tomatoes plus about a 1/3 cup of water. Sprinkle with a little more salt and pepper and toss the skillet into the oven.

An hour later, after flipping the wedges mid roast, you pull out the skillet of the most tender and crispy cabbage.

Now grab the lemon and squeeze on some of that juice!

Scoop onto a plate (pile it high) and squeeze more lemon if you want.

Now get on to eating.

-C

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Tomato-y Roasted Red Cabbage

serves 1(as a meal) to about 4 as a side

• 1 small head of red cabbage

• 1 onion

• 3 cups crushed tomatoes (or 28 oz can)

• 2-3 cloves garlic

• a lemon

• salt and pepper

Preheat oven to 400

Grab cabbage and cut into inch thick wedges. Don’t bother with removing the core, it is delicious and you should eat it. Mince or garlic press garlic and slice onion into thin rings. Place garlic into a oven oven safe skillet, add about 1/4 cup of water, and place on stove on medium heat. Once water evaporates add in half of the crushed tomatoes and a good pinch of salt and pepper and cook until nice and hot. Then add in half of the cut onion rings and nestle in all the cabbage wedges. Sprinkle with a little more salt, dump the rest of the tomatoes on top and the rest of the onion rings. Also pour about 1/3 cup of water over the whole shebang then pop it into the oven. Bake for about 30 minutes, carefully remove skillet and flip the cabbage wedges over. Place back into oven for another 30 minutes.

Once top is crispy and delicious looking remove from oven, squeeze on the juice of a lemon, and then eat it. Straight From pan if you can’t wait, or serves on a plate alone or along side something that might not be as delicious as this.

Left overs are freaking amazing cold too.

Orange Black Bean Chili

I have been on a severe citrus kick lately. Oranges, limes, lemons, kumquats. I want it all and have been eating it all. A lot of it all. Espeically the oranges which are just so good right now. We have been going through bags of them faster then ever and I am not mad about it.

Which then brings us to chili. Chili is one of the things that I make on a very regular bases. It’s beans, veggies, tomatoes, and a ton of spices. Easy as can be, most people like it, and I never get sick of it. I mean, how could you get sick of it, it is so good! Anyway. Chili, its great but have you ever added orange to it? Oh man is it amazing. Bright and acidic and sweet. The whole pot of chili just radiates more goodness, more intensity, more, moreness. (I know that doesn’t make sense but you get it.) It’s a whole new level of chili and I don’t if there will ever be a time when I don’t add orange to my chili again. Well at least during citrus season.

But enough about all that, what you really want is to just start making this orange black bean chili so you can eat it. I hear you, so I’ll let you at it.

To the chili!

The stuff. Oranges, black beans, crushed tomatoes, an onion, a couple carrots, a pepper, and jalapeños. Also lots of cumin, chili powder, ground ginger, garlic powder, and salt and pepper.

Small dice up the pepper, onion, carrots, and jalapeños. Don’t want it super spicy, don’t add the jalapeños.

All that stuff gets tossed into a big pot along with all the spices, some salt and pepper, and a little water too. Place on stove to start cooking down the veggies.

Slightly tender and smells amazing.

Now add in the beans, the tomatoes, and the zest and juice of an orange. Mix it all up, set it back on stove and keep on cooking,

Done and ready.

Now eat your chili, with extra orange slices to squeeze all over it of course. And maybe you want to serve it with some corn bread? That is entirely up to you, but who would be made about it?

-C

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Orange Black Bean Chili

Serves 4-6 people

• 1 pound cooked black beans drained (about 5 cups or 3 cans)

• 5 cups crushed tomatoes (or 2 28oz cans)

• 2 oranges (navel or cara cara work)

• 2 carrots

• 1 large onion

• 1 bell pepper

• 2 jalapenos (optional)

• 2 heaping tablespoons cumin

• 2 tablespoon chili powder

• 2 teaspoons garlic powder

• 2 teaspoons ground ginger

• salt and pepper

Start by chopping up the veggies. Small dice the carrot, the onion and the pepper. If using jalapeño, dice that into small little bits too. And remove seeds for less heat or leave them if you like it. Once that is all cut up, dump it all into a large heavy bottom pot along with the cumin, chili powder, garlic and ginger powder, and about a teaspoon or so each of salt and pepper. Add about 1/2 cup water, mix it all up, and place the pot on stove on medium heat and start to cook the veggies and spices until they begin to smell fragrant and are ever so slightly tender, which should take 5-10 minutes.

Now add in the beans, the tomatoes, and the zest and juice of one orange. Mix together and keep cooking on medium heat, partially lidded, for about 45 minutes to an hour, stirring once in a while, until the chili has thicken and tastes good to you.

Once done, season to taste with more salt and pepper and either stir the juice of the second orange into the whole pot or serve with slices of orange to squeeze on top.

Eat. Store any left overs in fridge. Tastes delicious cold too.

Hasselback Turnips With Avocado Cream

It’s been 14 days since my last farm share pick up with 7 more days to go. (The farmers take a long break at the end of the year, which they all deserve but makes me sad. Or more like hungry.) It is a pretty long stretch for me to have to go without getting me some farm fresh goods. I have been making due, rationing out my roots (the greens were gone within days) and supplementing with lots and lots of frozen zucchini, Swiss chard, and broccoli, so it hasn’t been bad. But now I am worried because with al the supplementing, the chest freezer is looking a little more on the empty side then I would like. And it’s only January. I guess that is what happens when you eat your weight in vegetables everyday. 🤷‍♀️

Anyway, I am pretty much out of roots. The turnips were the last of what I had left besides the lone beet that I found stuffed in with the apples. And because they were the last roots and knowing I am not going to have any roots until next week, I wanted to do something a little special with them. That is why I hassledbacked them, which basically means I sliced them up without cutting completely through so they are cut but still stuck together. Does that make since? If not, just look at the pictures.

These turnips, oh these turnips. First off, roasted turnips are amazingly delicious and if you have never roasted one, well you need to get on it and do so. Secondly, the turnips I used are gIlfeather, which if you did not already know, are the Vermont state vegetable. But don’t worry, if you can’t find the gilfeather, regular old purple top turnips work and taste just as fantastic because all roasted turnips are so fantatic. When roasted I might describe them as the cooler, hipper, cousin of the baked potato. Add the avocado cream and seeds, which are the cooler friends of the cooler cousin, and you got yourself a cool dude party! Or basically just a way tastier baked potato situation with fixing.

Now don’t you want a tasty cool hassledback turnip? And yes, I keep wanting to call them David hasselbacks turnips too. Because they are so cool. Am I right? Haha!

To the turnips!

The stuff. Turnip. Either a couple smaller ones or a giant one, up to you. Also need an avocado, a little red wine vinegar and water, salt and pepper, garlic powder, olive oil, and some toasted seeds (if you want).

If using a giant turnip, cut in half. If using small ones, you can cut those in half too or leave them whole. Up to you.

Now to hasselback. Using two guides that are the same thickness (chopsticks or chip clips.. whatever you have lying around that you don’t mind nicking with a knife) slice into the turnip about ever 1/4 inch, right down to the guide, but not all the way through.

Hasselbacked.

Lightly oil a skillet or baking sheet and also rub a little oil all over the turnips and lay them hasselbacked side up. Sprinkle with salt, pepper, and a pinch of garlic powder. Then into a hot ass oven they go.

While the turnips are roasting , make up the avocado cream. Basic, just scoop avocado into bowl (if you have a stick blender) or blender, add in a pinch of salt, the water and vinegar, and blend until smooth.

And back to the turnips. Baked for a little longer then an hour and flipped once, now they are all roasted and crispy and all sorts of ready.

A freshly roasted hasseldbacked turnip smothered in avocado cream and sprinkle with toasted seeds.. Good things here friends. Good things.

-C

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Hasselback Turnips With Avocado Cream

serves 2-4

• 1 large or 2 small turnips

• salt and pepper

• olive oil

• pinch or garlic powder

• an avocado

• 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar

• 1 tablespoon water

• handful of toasted mixed seeds (I used pumpkin and sunflower seeds)

Preheat oven to 450

Grab turnip(s) and wash thoughtful. If you buy the turnip from the store and it has a wax coating, peel the outer skin, otherwise, you don’t have to. Now to haseslback. Cut the large turnip in half or if using to small ones, you can just leave it whole. Take two, either chopsticks or something that is about 1/4 - 1/2 inch thick, and place on either side of turnip to use as a cutting guid. Slice the turnip about ever 1/4 inch , right down to the guide, but not all the way through. After cutting, place on a lightly oiled skillet or baking sheet and drizzle a little oil in our hand and rub all over. Sprinkle with salt, pepper, and a pinch or garlic powder. Place the turnips in hot oven. Roasts for about an hour, or until the slices of the turnip start to brown and come apart. Also, if you want a little more crispy edge, half way through, drizzle on a little more oil. You can also flip (which I did) the turnip cut side down to finish roasting.

While turnips are roasting, make avocado puree. Scoop avocado into bowl or blender. Add in the water, vinegar, and a pinch or salt. Blend in blender or with stick blender until smooth. If to thick, drizzle in a little more water until desired consistency.

Once cooked and all crispy like, remove turnips from oven, place on a plate and slather on the avocado cream. Sprinkle on toasted seeds and eat to your face hole.