Sautéed Rhubarb and Baby Kale Salad with Almond Dressing

Is it just me or can you also stuff an entire pound of fresh spring greens into your mouth by the fist full and be nothing but happy about it?

Spring greens are on point right now. So tender and sweet and just, agh, I just love greens. I picked up our last winter farm share a few days ago (3 weeks til summer share begins.. will I survive?) and I got a huge bag of baby kale which made me really freaking happy because I love me some kale but baby kale, I loooooovee it. Yay for me!

Then we have rhubarb. I get so excited every year when my patch starts to peek out from under all the rotten leave. The stalks I used for the salad were the first ones that I harvested from my patch! So I know that some people might think ruhabrb in any other form other then in a pie seems strange, but stop, don’t think that. Rhubarb is everything. You can use it and love it in all sorts of ways, sweet and savory, and in all sorts of things, like this salad.

Fresh greens tossed with tart and gingery warm rhubarb and onions, topped with a creamy almond dressing. There is not much more you can ask for in a spring time salad. Sure, I guess you can ask for a fork, but really, I ate more of it with my fingers because well, that’s just how I roll.

Now to the rhubarb and kale salad.

The stuff. Fresh rhubarb, baby kale, half an onion, a chunk of fresh ginger, a couple cloves garlic, almond butter, some roasted almonds, soy, vinegar, water, oil, and black pepper.

Start by mincing garlic and ginger and choping onion up into smallish pieces.

Add the stuff to a hot skillet with a little oil. Once it starts to sizzle, add in a couple splashes of water and let cook until soft.

While that’s cooking make the almond dressing. Mix the almond butter, soy, vinegar, and a little warm water together until smooth and creamy. Taste and add more soy or vinegar if you feel it necessary. More water too if it’s too thick.

Grab rhubarb ad cut into 1/2 inch pieces.

Toss it into skillet with the other stuff. Add in another splash or so of water and keep on cooking.

Once rhubarb starts to soften, turn the heat off of the skillet. Grab kale and toss it around in the skillet to mix around with the good stuff.

Immediately dump it all into a big bowl and top with almond dressing. Toss it around to evenly coat. Oh and throw in some chopped almonds. And black pepper. Add lots (as much as you like) of black pepper.

Now it’s fork(or fingers) to bowl to face.

What a salad. What. A Salad.

Get at it!

-C

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Sautéed Rhubarb and Baby Kale Salad with Almond Dressing

makes an entree salad for one or a side salad for a few

• 2-3 stalks fresh rhubarb (about 2 cups chopped)

• 3 large handfuls (about 6 oz) baby kale (you can really use any greens)

• 1/2 a yellow or sweet onion

• 1tablespoon freshly grated ginger

• 2 cloves garlic

• olive oil

• black pepper

• 2 tablespoons almond butter

• 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar

• 1 tablespoons soy sauce

• 1-2 tablespoons warm water

• smal handful of chopped toasted almonds

Start by mincing the ginger and garlic and chop onion into small pieces. Place it all into a skillet with a drizzle of olive oil and place on medium heat. Once it starts to sizzle, add in a tablespoon or so of water to help soften and cook. Should take about 5 minutes.

In the meantime make the almond dressing. Mix almond butter, soy, vinegar, and a tablespoon of warm water together in a small bowl until completely incorporated. Taste. Add a little more soy if not salty enough, a splash more vinegar if not acidic enough, or bit more water if to thick.

Now chop up rhubarb into about 1/2 inch pieces and toss into skillet along with the other stuff. Cook for a few more minutes until the rhubarb becomes slightly soft. If the plan seems to get dry, add in another few splashed of water. Once rhubarb starts to get tender, take skillet off heat. Add in the baby kale and toss around then immediately transfer to a big bowl or plate. Drizzle almond dressing all over, toss, then top with chopped toasted almonds and lots of black pepper.

Eat.

Warm Balsamic Delicata, onion, and Kale Salad

Let us talk about how winter squash is like one of the best foods ever. Seriously. Hardy, creamy, rich, and full of the nutty, sweet flavors of all the good things. How anyone says they don’t like winter squash is beyond me. I sometimes even feel like I put myself in danger of exploding when I am around enough cooked squash. I can eat and eat it until it’s gone, which is fine if it’s a serving or two, but when you roast up a 10 pound butternut, well, that is when the danger is real. I am getting better at holding back, but man, sometimes I just can't (or don’t want to?) help myself. ( You might also wonder why I cook 10 pounds of squash at a time. It’s because I will eat it all in a few days and I might as well cook a bunch at once, for efficiency sake.)

Now the delicata squah. If you haven’t had it before, stop what you are doing and go get one. You need to try it because it is amazing. Sweet, nutty, creamy. So good! And another good thing is that they are not giant, so you can buy one and eat the whole thing and not worry about overeating until you can’t move, unless that is the goal. In that case, just buy a bunch. HA.

Anyway, it’s getting to that time of year where salad is still great, it is just great warm. And with winter squash. Don’t you agree? So we cook up the squash, grab the kale and make one heck of a salad to eat all to your face. Because that is what will happen. You will make it , taste it, and not want to share it. It is too good to share. (Yes salads can be too good to share, so if you are planning on feeding others, plan accordingly)

To the salad!

The stuff. Kale, a delicata squash, red onion, some balsamic vinegar, a touch of maple, spicy brown mustard, a handful of toasted seeds, and salt and pepper.

Start with the squash. Cut it in half and scoop seeds from booth sides (these seeds are great roasted). After deseeded, cut both pieces into 1/4-1/2 inch thick rounds. And NO!!!!, do not peel the skin.

Grab the onion and cut into 1/4 inch rounds too.

Place the squash on a very lightly oiled baking sheet so the pieces are not overlapping each other. Then toss on the onion which is fine if it overlaps. Sprinkle with a pinch of salt and lots of cracked pepper and pop into a hot oven.

In the meantime, mix the dressing situation together. Mustard, maple, and balsamic in a jar, mix and done.

Chop the kale too. Into mouth sized pieces.

Once squash is cooked all nice and tender, remove pan from oven. Take all the kale and toss on top then take the dressing and drizzle it all over the kale. Pop the pan back into the oven for a minutes or two, just until the kale starts to ever so slightly wilt.

Pull the pan back out and give it a good toss.

Dump it all into a big bowl, toss in the toasted seeds, and call it. Now grab a fork and start eating.

-C

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Warm Balsamic Delicata, Onion, and Kale Salad

Can be a main dish for 1 or a side for a few

• 1 delicata squash

• 1 bunch of kale (around 3/4 pound)

• 1 smallish red onion

• 3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar

• 1 -2 teaspoons maple syrup (more for a slightly sweeter, maple-y flavor)

• 2 tablespoons brown or dijon mustard

• 1/4 cup toasted seeds of choice (I used pumpkin and sunflower)

Preheat oven to 400

Cut delicata squash in half and scoop out all the seeds (you can save seeds to toast up later if you want), then slice the squash into 1/4 - 1/2 inch thick rounds. Grab onion and cut into thin slices. Take onion and squash and place them onto a very lightly oiled baking sheet and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Don’t let the squash overlap, but it is fine for the onion to overlap the squash and itself. Pop the pan into the oven and bake until the squash starts to brown and is fork tender, which should take about 10-15 minutes.

In the meantime, chop kale into small mouth sized pieces and set aside. And mix the balsamic, mustard, and maple together to create the dressing.

Once the squash and onions are cooked, toss the kale onto the pan and drizzle the whole thing with the balsamic mixture. Toss it all around and pop pan back into oven for another minute or two, just to let kale get a touch wilted.

Remove pan from oven, dump everything from pan onto a plate, and toss in the toasted seeds.

Grab a fork. Eat.

Black Olive Avocado Dressed Greens with Almond Crumbs

Do you ever wake up first thing in the morning with a craving, a maybe somewhat strange food craving? Lately I have been waking up and within an hour of being up, I start to think about olives. My mouth starts to water and it’s like I can almost taste the salty, briny, fattiness in my mouth, which in itself is kind of weird, but for me is really really weird because up until very recently I completely hated olives. Now, well now I just want to eat them all. And first thing in the morning.

I don’t pretend to understand such things. My brain is going to do what it’s going do. Tell me I like olives, well all right then.

Another thing I am desperately craving is freshy fresh greens which makes complete since because I always crave greens. I am still pretty deep in root veggies and cooked things because winter and Vermont and all, but all I really really really want to eat are buckets of greens. Any kind will do, but the sweet tender baby ones…. So good.

And so I combined my two cravings, greens and olives and hit those craving like POW! BAM! POOF? A salad so simple yet so amazing and mouth watering. I outdid myself here.

To the bestest, most amazingly perfect salad yet!

The stuff. A big ol’ bowl of greens. Black pitted olives, half an avocado, a lemon, toasted almonds, a chunk of red onion, a couple cloves garlic, and pepper.

Almond crumbs. Exactly what it sounds like. Place almonds into a clean food prosessor and pulse until they are crumbs.

Dump the almonds into a bowl. Don’t bother cleaning it out, you are about to use it again. Olives, avocado, garlic, and all the juice of the lemon now get a go in the food processor. Pulsed together into a creamy, kinda of chunky but mostly smooth, mixture of amazing. Add a few tablespoons of cold water if the mixture seems really thick, but other then that, you be done.

Very thinly slice up red onion and slice up a few extra olives.

All here, all ready to go. Just got to toss it together now.

Greens, some slices olives and onion tossed all together in a good amount of the olive avocado goodness then topped with a hardy helping of almond crumbs. Fresh pepper to finish it off.

I was barely able to stop myself from eating it all before snapping a few pictures.

All of my cravings come true…

It’s salad time!

-C

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Black Olive Avocado Dressed Greens with Almond Crumbs

Makes enough dressing and crumbs to feed 2-4 people

• 1/2 of a ripe avocado

• 1 cup pitted black olives

• 1 lemon

• 2-3 tablespoons cold water

• 1-2 cloves garlic

• 1/4 cup toasted almonds

• 2-4 large handfuls of fresh greens (I used a mixture of baby spinach, baby chard, and baby kale. Spring mix or even chopped leaf lettuce would be grand as well)

• about 1/2 a small red onion

• pepper to taste

Place almonds in food processor and pulse until they are crumbly. Not to fine, a few big chunks are good.. Remove and set aside

Roughly chop the garlic and place in the food processor (no need to clean it out after the almonds). Add in the avocado and most of the olives (leave few behind to slice up). Add in the juice of the lemon. Pulse until mixture is combined but with little specks of olive left.or completely smooth if you wanted too. Scoop out into a container. You want it to be slightly loos so it will mix well with the greens. If the mixture seems really thick, add in a a few tablespoons of cold water to thin out.

Grab the onion and remaining olives and thinly slice.

Now to assemble salad. Place a handful of clean greens into a bowl. Toss a some onions and extra sliced olives into greens. Add as little or as much olive avocado dressing as desired then sprinkle as much or as little of the almond crumbs all over that. Top with freshly find pepper

Then eat it.

Green Salad with Candied Almonds, Avocado, And A Blueberry Lemon Vinaigrette

We need fresh, we need green, we need color.

We need salad.  

The other night I made Megan's birthday dinner which consisted of pizza and salad. The pizza was pizza and everyone loved it and ate it, but what surprised me was how everyone was really into the salad. A big ass bowl or fresh greens with onions and I think carrots and cabbage and some cranberries I pulled form the freezer and candies almonds. Simple and not fussy, and everyone was just so happy to eat it. I felt like a salad genus and now I am full on into making fun awesome spring salads. (I have to keep reminding myself that yes, it is indeed spring. So what we got snow yesterday, it will melt, right???? ) 

So I bring to you a a bowl of fresh crispy spring greens with crunch and bite and creaminess and flavor. A salad that will bring you joy and satisfaction and maybe even anticipation for your next salad adventure. Not to mention a salad that looks so dang pretty. 

Get into the green. You will be as happy as a rabbit in a garden. 

The stuff. Greens, red onion, an avocado, almonds, blueberries, and a lemon. Also need some maple syrup, olive oil, red wine vinegar, and salt and pepper. 

A couple teaspoons of maple  go in with the almonds. Really toss make sure they are all coated.

Place the almonds into a hot skillet cook for about 5-7 minutes or until the maple has become sticky and the almonds no longer raw. 

When they are done, dump them onto a piece of parchment to cool. Don worry if they clung a little, you can break them apart once they are hard. 

Easy ass dressing. Blueberries. juice from the lemon, olive oil, vinegar, a tiny splash of maple, and a good pinch or pepper. 

Blended then done. Taste and season with salt if needed. 

Avocado gets cut into small chunks and the onion get s thinly sliced.

It's all ready, so now make a salad

And now eat a salad. 

-C

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Green Salad With Candied Almonds, Avocado, And A Blueberry Lemon Vinaigrette

Makes 2-3  salads 

• 1/4 pound greens ( I used spring mix but mesclun mix or spinach is good too) 
• 1/2  red onion
• 1 avocado

For the Almonds 

• 1/3 cup raw halved or slivered almonds
• 2 teaspoons maple syrup 

For the Blueberry lemon Vinaigrette 

• 1/3 cup blueberries (I used  frozen)
• 1 lemon
• 1 Tablespoon olive oil
• 2 Tablespoon red wine vinegar
• 1/2 teaspoon maple syrup
• pinch or salt
• pinch or pepper

To make the  candied almonds, preheat a skillet to on medium heat on top of the stove. Place almonds into a small bowl and drizzle with maple syrup. Stir to coat. When the pan is hot, dump the maple covered almond into it and spread them out. Cook for a 3 minutes, then give a stir and cook for a 3 or so more minutes or until the maple has evaporated and the almonds are starting to brown. Dump the almonds directly onto a piece of parchment paper to cool and hardened. Do worry if they stick together a bit, you can break them apart after. 

To make the vinaigrette, place the berries into a jar (if using stick blender) or blender with the juice of the lemon, olive oil, vinegar, maple, and a pinch of pepper Blend until smooth. Taste then add a very small pinch of salt or more to taste. 

For salad. Thinly slice the onion and dice the avocado. Place greens into bowl(s) and toss with onions and avocado. Top with  candied almonds and drizzle all over with the vinaigrette. Grab a fork and eat.

Any left over dressing will last in fridge for about a week and left over almonds will be good for.a few weeks in a airtight container.   

Creamy Walnut Dressing

I picked up out last winter farm share this week which makes me sad just thinking about it. Where am I going to get my food?  Luckily it's only like 3 weeks until the summer share starts so I think I will survive.

At the last pick up we got the usual roots, cabbage,and greens, but we got a bunch of spring greens. 3 lbs of them and I was just all smiles and glee. I legitimately get super excited when there is a large quantity of fresh spring greens in my fridge. Greens make me happy. And of course I share my green wealth with the mr. (I am so nice) He is not thae biggest fan of just handfuls of greens to the mouth for dinner so I figured a nice dressing to dress up those greens and any other veggies was something I could do. And I just so happen to have bought a giant bag of walnuts and walnuts go great with everything so yeah. And it's really freaking good.

The stuff. Walnuts, oil(I used avocado but walnut or olive oil would be great) a lemon, a little honey, and salt and pepper. Also probably going to need a little water.

Stuff goes into blender and gets blended until creamy. This dressing starts off really thick and can be left thick or a little bit of water can be added to thin it out. Up to you.

Poured into a jar and that's that.

Creamy walnut dressing.

Not just a salad dressing. You can eat it with anything and everything. I was dipping carrots and apple slices in it and the mr was dipping his pizza in it cause that's how we roll.

-C

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Creamy Walnut Dressing

Makes about 1 1/2 cups

• 1 cup toasted walnuts
• 1/4 cup of oil. (I used avocado but olive or walnut would be good)
• 1 lemon
•  Teaspoon or two of salt and pepper
• 1 teaspoon honey or agave
• Water

Place walnuts, juice of lemon, honey or agave, and a pinch of salt and pepper into a blender or food processor. pulse to break up nuts then turn on and stream in oil. Blend until smooth, adding a few tablespoons of water to thin out as needed. This is a thick dressing so you can add as much water as you like to thin it out, just do it slowly. When blended, taste and season with more salt and pepper if needed. . Pour into a jar.  Stick in the fridge when not in use. Will last a couple of weeks if you don't eat it all.