Sourdough Bagels

I don’t know about you and your people situation but my people, they are bagel people, like my whole entire family (and it is a big one). I swear that they (especially the littles) could eat bagels every day and be happy about it They like them so much that we even do bagels at just about all of our special family get togethers, which is fine by me because the get togethers are always at my house and they don’t make as big a mess as lets say spaghetti. They can really make a mess with that. So bagels, they are good.

I made this batch for the littles. (And that is why I made them plain. Can’t go wrong with plain). They have winter break right now so they came over for an afternoon of sledding, hot cocoa, and lunch. I asked them the day before what they wanted me to make for lunch and they said bagels. Big surprise. HA! But really, they all know what they like so why mess with a good things?

A little about these bagels. It is not the fastest recipe you will find. The hands on time commitment is no too much but there is a good amount of time that the dough is spent rising in the fridge. Because they are sourdough the dough needs at least 12 hours to rise so if you want bagels right now then this is not the recipe to use. But the great thing about this bagel dough is that you can make it and leave in fridge for 12 hours but I have left it in the fridge for like 3 days and the dough was still great. If you want bagels anytime in the next few days, then this is the recipe for you. Also a lot of bagel recipes have barely malt and that is not always easy to find or buy in not gigantic quantities but this recipe just uses molasses and the results are pretty close to perfect. So time yes, but fancy ingredients no. And they taste amazing. Plus who doesn't want to make their own bagels and just be that bad ass? Because yes. Bagel making is badass.

Now to the bagels!

The stuff. Flour, water, salt, ripe sourdough started, yeast, and molasses.

Day one. Mix the water with the starter, yeast, and a bit of the molasses until combined. Add in the salt and flour and mix unit it becomes a shaggy dough.

Dump dough onto a floured surface and… get to kneading. About 10 minutes, (a few extra if you are slow). Have about 1/2 a cup of extra four on the side to flour the counter as needed.

soft and suple and kneaded all nice. Place kneaded dough into a clean wet bowl and cover.

Before rise and after rise dough.

Dump risen dough onto a lightly floured surface and cut into 8-12 pieces. (8 for larger bagels, 12 for smaller)

Shape bagels. Roll each piece of dough into a ball and stick a whole into the middle. Carefully stretch the hole out about twice as big as you think it should be. (it will shrink). Place shapped bagels ontoa lined and or greased baking hseet, giving each a bit of room to groww.

Now it all looks like bagels. Cover and let them sit and proof for about 35-45 minutes.

Before bagels are comeplety done their second proof, prepare the molasses water bath. Just add water and molasees to a big wide pot and bring to a boil.

Once water bath is boil and bagels are done the second proof it is time to boil. Carefully drop bagels inot boiling water and boil for 2 minutes. Flip then boil for another minute. REmove boiled bagelss with a slooted spaturla and place back on lined or greased baking sheet.

boiled bagels. Now pop the into hot oven and bake. 22-25 minutes, until nice and golden brown.

Gorgeous!

Place them on a wire rack to cool just a bit.

And then you serve them up and eat them. How do you eat the bagels is up to you. My people are easy. Plan cream cheese or peanut butter so that is what they get.

-C

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Sourdough Bagels

makes 8- 12 (depending on size)

• 5 1/2 cups al purpose flour

• 1/4 cup active starter

• 1 teaspoon active yeast

• 1 tablespoon molasses

• 1 teaspoon salt

• 2 cups warm water

  WATERBATH

• 6-7 cups water

• 2 tablespoon molasses

In a large bowl mix the warm water, starter, yeast, and molasses until combined. Add in salt and 5 cups of flour and mix until a shaggy dough forms. Dump dough onto a floured surface and start kneading, dusting counter (you might use 1/2 cup or even a little more) whenever dough gets too sticky, for 10 minutes (add a few extra minutes if you are kind of slow). The dough should be smooth and not sticky and feel dense.

Place kneaded dough into a wet large bowl, cover with plastic or a silicone lid, and place in fridge for 12-24 hours.

After dough had risen in fridge, remove and dump dough onto a lightly floured surface and divide into 8-12 equal sized pieces. Pinch and roll each piece into a ball then punch your thumb into the middle all the way through. Carefully stretch the hole about an inch in diameter then place the shaped bagel onto a lined and greased baking sheet. Repeat with all dough. Once the bagels are all shapped, lightly cover and let them sit and proof for another 35-40 minutes.

While bagels are proofing, pre heat oven to 450 degrees and get the water bath ready.

For water bath combine water and molasses in a pot as wide as you got and bring it to a boil.

Once bagels are done their second proof, carefully drop bagels (a few at a time so not to overcrowded) into the boiling water. Boil first side for 2 minutes then flip and boil other side for 1 minute. Remove boiled bagels with a slotted spatula and place back on baking sheets. Repeat until all bagels are boiled and once they are, pop them into hot oven. Bake for 22-25 minute, rotating baking sheets half way, until bagels are nice and golden brown.

Remove bagels from oven and place on a wire rack to cool. Eat right away or whenever you want. Bagels can be stored in airtight container or bag for 3-4 days at room temperature but if you are not eating them within a day or two, it is better to slice and freeze them. Frozen bagels last a few months and are easy to pop from oven and toast!

Chocolate covered Peanut Butter and Jelly patties

The other day I was talking to So, my little 9 year old niece about Valentines day and what she loves about it. Of course the conversation quickly because about food and then about candy and what kind of candy is the best. So, being the eater that she is, had a tendency to steer towards anything chocolate and eats more peanut butter then me, (and I eat a lot) which meant that it was decided that the best candy is chocolate and peanut butter anything. We then decided that I should make peanut butter chocolates for Valentines day.. We wanted to do it together but she has like school and all sorts of after school ballet classes all week so yeah, she told me I should just go ahead a make a batch for her, And you know what, that is what I did. And because I wanted to make them a little more, I don’t know, fun, I added the jelly. Who wouldn’t want a chocolate covered peanut butter and jelly?

These patties are super easy to make. The only time consuming part is freezer time for setting the peanut butter. There are no crazy ingredients, just peanut butter, jelly, graham crackers (the peanut butter part is ground up with graham crackers to give it some heft and a little cookieness) and chocolate (plus a little oil to melt with the chocolate). And the results are as good, if not better then any chocolate you will find at any store. Plus if you are feeling fancy you can drizzle white chocolate and or add sprinkles because um, yeah. So cute!

Anyways, I made the patties and have hidden most of them away (from the mr) to bring over to So. I am a little worried she won’t like the jelly because she really has very specific food preferences and we didn't talk about the jelly part…. But again, super easy to make and if she doesn't like them I know a bunch of other littles (and the mr) that will love them. And now that I am thinking about it I am probably should make another batch to share with the other littles anyways so I’ll just make more and set aside a few without the jelly, just in case.

Man those littles, they got me whipped. HA!

Now to the peanut butter and jelly patties!

The stuff. Peanut Butter, jelly, graham crackers, chocolate chunks and coconut oil.

Super basic. Add graham crackers to food processor and blend until the crackers are super crumby. Add in the peanut butter and pulse (scrap sides if needed) until the graham crumble and peanut butter are completely incorporated.

Scoop out balls of the peanut butter graham cracker mixture onto a wax or silicone lined baking sheet. Once all scooped, roll into a ball then with you finger (dipped in water to prevent sticking,) make a little well in each ball and flame it a bit. Fill the wells with jam then place the baking sheet into the freezer. Freezer for about an hour.

Right before you take the peanut butter jelly patties from the freezer, melt chocolate. Just add the oil to the chocolate and place in the microwave for about 30 seconds, Stir around until it starts to melt. Stick it back in the microwave for another 15 seconds if it didn't get ht enough to become smooth.

And once you have the chocolate smooth, grab the frozen patties and start dipping them in the chocolate. I don’t know what I was thinking at the time but I went ahead and spooned the chocolate on top then realized that I need to the do the bottoms so had to let them harden and them had to dip the bottom after whihj was annoying. So Mayne just dip the whole thing in the first time.

And if you are feeling fancy, decorate the patties. Sprinkles are alway welcomed around here so I melted a little white chocolate and dazzled it on and stuck the sprinkles to that because the chocolate what already hard (if adding sprinkles they need to be added before the chocolate gets hard) and plus the white chocolate looks pretty.

And that is it. Chocolate covered peanut butter and jelly patties. Perfect for all chocolate needs and maybe a sweet treat to make for your special Valentine… Or a 9 year old that basically told you too. 🤣

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Chocolate covered Peanut Butter and Jelly patties

makes around 15 chocolate patties

• 3/4 cup creamy peanut butter (the non natural kind like skippy)

• 1/3 cup strawberry jam

• 8 whole graham crackers

• 1 1/4 cup dark or semi sweet chocolate chips or chunks

• 2 teaspoons coconut oil

• sprinkles and or 1/4 cup white chocolate chips (optional)

Start but placing graham crackers into a food processor and blend until they have became a medium fine crumb. Add in the peanut butter and pulse (scraping down sides if needed) until the peanut butter and graham cracker crumb have been completely incorporated so about a minute or 2.

Line a baking sheet with wax paper or silicone mat and scoop out about 2 tablespoons of the mixture and roll into a ball. Place on baking sheet and with a wet finger (so it doesn’t stick) slightly flatten the ball and make a little well into the patty. Fill the wells up with about 1/2 teaspoon or so of jam. Once they all have been jammed place the baking sheet into the freezer. Let the patties freeze for about an hour.

Right before taking the peanut butter patties from freezer, melt chocolate. If using a microwave just add oil to the chocolate and melt for 15 second increments unit the chocolate starts to melt. (30-45 seconds should be enough). Once the chocolate is starting to. melt, stir untll smooth. Or if doing it on the stove, stir chocolate in a double boiler until smooth.

Once chocolate is ready pull the peanut butter patties from the freezer. Dip each patties (jelly side up, into chocolate so it is completely covered and place back on baking sheet. If you want to add sprinkles, do it right away before chocolate sets. If you want to add white chocolate, let the dark chocolate set until hard and then melt white chocolate the way you did the dark chocolate and then drizzle it on.

And that is it. You then eat them. Store left over chocolates in airtight container. They are fine at room temperature but are best left in the freezer.

Roasted Roots Snack Plate

Did I make a roasted roots charcuterie of sorts? Yeah maybe I did, but I don’t know about calling it a charcuterie. I like to think of it more as a snack plate. And I say snack plate only because I placed everything on a plater which is, in fact, a very large plate. I could have showed you how I usually eat this, directly off a baking sheet, but that wouldn’t be as fun. And a snack plate looks a heck of a lot nicer when/if you want to share. Think of it. All your people around, snacking away in some dank ass roasted veggie. (No I did not share or even intend to share any. This was my lunch thank you very much.) Well not exactly something to day dream about but your people, if choosing to share, will really enjoy themselves while eating. Plus it works for any occasion where there are like people withl food allergies and easy to make all the people with all the different diets happy. Everyone can eat it. And it is really pretty. That counts as another plus.

This snack plate. Well it is basic. Just a bunch of the most delicious roots roasted up and served with dips. It is so simple and can be made with pretty much any veggies you like and then served with whatever dips you want. It is a choose your own adventure snack plate. You can even get fancy with it and serve it with nuts and olives and maybe some fruit or whatever but it is not necessary. And also I a want to make it clear, just because I called it a snack plate does not mean it needs to be a snack or that you have to share (see previous paragraph.) Eat is all to your face. I applaud you.

Now to the roasted roots!

The stuff. A bulb of celeriac, a big watermelon radish, a couple carrots and ac couple of beets. A big parsnip, some beets, vinegar and water, and salt and pepper.

Wash all the roots then cut them up. IF you want to peel go for it, but I don’t because I prefer not to.

Anyway, cut them all into wedges, shtik and or rounds. A variety of shapes is nice, just make sure that they are all roughly the same thickness.

Arrange all the cut roots on a baking sheet, trying not to overlap much. Sprinkle with water and vinegar then toss on a good pinch of salt and pepper.

Place in hot oven and roast.

40 fish minutes later, all tender and ready.

Place all your roasted roots on a large plate or plater, grab some dips of your choice (Mustard, hummus, and guacamole are excellent choices) and eat away. Or wait and serve whenever cause these snack situation is delicious eaten at any temperature.

-c

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Roasted Roots Snack Plate

Note. The following is more of a suggestion then a recipe. Use as many roots as you like or stick with a just one or two.

• a bulb of celeriac

• 2 carrots

• a large watermelon radish

• 2 parsnips

• 2 medium turnips

• 2 medium beets

• a couple teaspoons white vinegar and water

• salt and pepper

• Hummus, mustard, guacamole.. anything you like to dip veggies in. (optional)

Preheat oven to 425.

Prepare roots. Wash and cut them all into sticks, rounds, and or wedges, just make sure they are roughly the same thickness. Once all cut, place them on a baking sheet, trying not to overlap much, and sprinkle with a little water and a few teaspoons of vinegar (you can use a spray bottle or just flick the the water and vinegar with your fingers) Sprinkle with a good pinch of salt and black pepper.

Place in oven and bake for about 40 minutes or until all veggies are tender.

Remove from oven and let cool enough to handle them arrange on a large plate or plater along with at least one, if not many dips that you like.

Serve hot. Or warm. Room temperature is good or you can pre roasted refrigerate, then serve cold. Whatever temperature it’s fantastic!

Almond Crusted Tofu

Are you a tofu person? I am very much a tofu person. I know that some people still think tofu is not so great or that it doesn’t taste like much or my favorite, that it doesn't taste like meat. And with that I say, well tofu isn’t meat so duh and yeah, it doesn't have a super powerful taste but it does taste good (especially really good fresh tofu) and tastes even better when you make it with tasty ingredients. But If you are a tofu person you already know that.

This tofu is good. I mean really really good. It is dredge and breaded in almonds and then baked until crispy., like a tofu nugget of sorts. I mixed mustard and vinegar into the dredge for some tang and added garlic and red pepper flakes to the almond coating to give it a bit more flavor but if you were feeling something different, say curry or Italian flavoring, well by all means, give it a go. I think the next time I make these (probably tonight) I am going to add a shit ton of cumin and chili powder and way more red pepper flakes. My stomach is rumbling already. And hopefully they will be to spicy for the mr so I don’t have to share. Its my craving. He can eat something else. Ha!

Now to the almond crusted tofu!

The stuff. A brick of firm tofu (which I have smooshed out a lot of liquid), whole almonds, and oats. Then there is flax meal, mustard, vinegar, almond milk, garlic powder, red pepper flakes, and salt and pepper.

Cutting up the tofu. Fist cut brick in half. Then turn each half on its side and cut into three equal pieces. flip back down each piece then can be cut into 4 triangles. And if you want to cut it up differently well then who am I to tell you otherwise.

Make the almond crust mixture. Almond and oats along with garlic powder, red pepper flakes, and sat and pepper go into the food processor and pulses utlil a crumbly. You don’t want it to fine but also not to chunky. Think bread crumb consistency.

Now make the dredge. Combine mustard, flax, vinegar, and plant milk in a wide shallow bowl until completely combined. Let it sit for a few minutes to really thicken.

Now you are all ready to go.

To coat the tofu just drag each piece through the wet mixture making sure it is evenly coated then drag with through the almond mixture.

Once all the pieces are crusted and on the baking sheet pop it into the hot oven and bake. 20ish minutes at first then flip eat piece and another 10ish minutes after that.

Baked and crispy.

Now you eat. Grab some dipping situations (I grabbed some guac and tomato sauce) and get at it.

So good.

-C

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Almond Crusted Tofu

makes 24 pieces

• 1 brick firm or extra firm tofu

• 1/2 cup almonds

• 1/4 cup old fashion oats

• 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes

• 1 teaspoon garlic powder

• 1/2 cup warm plant milk

• 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

• 1 tablespoon mustard

• 1 tasblepoon ground flaxseed

• salt and pepper

Preheat oven to 450

Remove tofu from package and gently press out as much liquid as you can. Cut the tofu brick in half then flip each piece onto it’s side and cut each half into 3 equal pieces. Flip back down and then cut each third into 4 triangles. Or just cut the tofu into 24 each sizes pieces of your choice. Set aside on a dry towel.

Make the dredge. Combine flax seed, mustard, vinegar, warm plant milk and a inch of salt and pepper in a shallow bowl until completely combined.

To make the almond crust place the almonds, oats, garlic powder, red pepper flakes and a good pinch of salt and pepper into a food processor and pulse for about a minute or so until the texture is a small crumb the consistency of semi fine bread crumbs. Pour into a shallow bowl.

When all parts are ready to go, line up the dredge, the almond mixture, and get a baking sheet ready with either a baking mate or a little oil to keep the tofu from sticking. Take each piece of tofu and dip it though the dredge making sure to evenly coat it and then lift it out and let the excess drip off. The drop the tofu into the almond mixture and gently toss flip ti coat each side. Place coated onto baking sheet.

Once all the tofu is coated place it into the hot oven.Bake for 20 minutes then flip each piece and bake for another 8-12 minutes or unit crispy.

Once baked, remove from oven, place on a plate and eat. Want something to dip it in? I recommend guacamole. and or tomato sauce. Mustard and hummus are also fantastic!

Carob Snack Cake with Tahini Maple Frosting

I made a snack cake and did so for a couple reasons. The first reason is cake and the mr loves him some snack cake so you know. Secondly is what else is there to do when you are basically suck inside because it is so cold that if you leave the house for more then15 minutes you are risking frost bite. (Ok so I have been going for my morning runs in the -20 degrees but that is different because I am running and getting relay hot. Once I come back I stay back.) It only makes sense to have the oven going for both reasons and who doesn’t want to get down with baked goods all winter.

Flavor wise, this snack cake is carob, not chocolate, although it looks like it. If you have never eaten carob it tastes somewhat chocolaty but way more fruity, less bitter, more sweet, more nutty. It is just really good. And it pairs really well with maple and tahini so that is the frosting situation. A cake of good flavors that is easy to throw together and you get to enjoy the residual heat from the oven…It is a no brainer. Basically what I am saying it that you should be making this cake. It only makes sense.

Now to the snack cake!

The stuff. Carob powder, flour, baking powder and soda, salt, oil, boiling water, vanilla extract, sugar, vinegar , tahini, and maple syrup.

Make the cake batter. Mix dry ingredients into a big bowl then in a separate bowl mix the oil, sugar, carob, vanilla. vinegar and boiling water together until completely incorporated. Dump the wet mixture into the dry and mix until incorporated.

Pour batter into a well greased and lined cake pan and pop into the oven to bake.

And baked it gets. Pop it out of the cake pan and place on wire rack to cool.

Now make maple tahini frosting. Just wish the two ingredients together with a fork and a splash or two of hot water until completely combined and creamy like frosting.

And frost cooled cake.

And for good measure add a sprinkle of sea solt and some sprinkles because why not.

And now you eat it because that is why you made the cake.

-c

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Carob Snack Cake with tahini Maple Frosting

makes one 10 inch round

• 1 1/2 all purple flour

• 1/2 cup carob powder

• 3/4 cup white sugar

• 1 teaspoon baking soda

• 1/2 teaspoon baking powder

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 1/2 cup oil

• 1 cup boiling water

• 1 teaspoon vanilla

• 1/4 cup tahini

• 3 teaspoons maple syrup

• sea salt and sprinkles (optional)

Preheat oven to 375.

Grab a big mixing bowl and add in the flour, baking soda and powder, and salt and mix together. In separate bowl mix the carob, sugar, vanilla, vinegar, oil, and boil water together until completely incorporated and the sugar and carob start to dissolve. Pour wet mixture into dry and whisk until just incorporated. Pour batter into a well greased and parchment lined 10 inch round baking pan. (or a pan of similar size)

Place cake into oven and bake for 25-28 minutes , checking at 25 with a cake tester to see if it comes out clean.

Once baked, remove from oven, let cool for a minute in the pan, then pop out and finish cooling it on a wire rack.

To make the maple tahini frosting simply take the two ingredients and whisk them together with a tablespoon of hot water in a bowl with a fork until creamy. If the mixture seems to thick, add in another splash of hot water. The consistency should be a bit thinner then actually frosting, more like a thick glaze.

Once cake has cool frost it. Sprinkle top with a pinch of sea salt and add some sprinkles, if you want.

Then eat.

Left overs can be stored in airtight container for 5-7 days at room temperature.