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Black Bean Burgers

January 30, 2021 Colleen Stem
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It had been a while since I had made any type of bean burgers. Why? I don’t know. It is probably because I am like a little who plays with one toy for too long and get stick of it. But if I rotate the toys (the food), maybe take a few away for a while (eat what is in season), once I get back to it, well it is just the best. So yeah, just like a little. Huh?

Black bean burgers. These are super simple with not a whole heck of a lot going into them. I used to make these with a lot more veggies but the mr really seems to like them more with less. I’ve got it down to just beans, onion, oats, and spices. Simple but very effective in both taste and in texture. One of the things thatI love about these burgers is that they don’t completely crumble apart when you bite into them so if that is an issue you have with your burgers, welp, hopefully this recipe will solve that. And will solve any food boredom rut you might be in. And solve the issue of being hungry because obviously you are going to be at some point. Hence the bean burgers.

Now to the burgers!

The stuff. Black beans, oats, an onion and a couple cloves or garlic. Then there is ground flax seeds. cumin, chili powder, and paprika, apple cider vinegar, tomato paste, and salt and pepper.

Start by cutting up onion and rough chopping garlic.

Place it into a hot skillet with the spices and some water or oil. Cook on medium heat.

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While the onions are sweating, blend up oats into a course oat flour.

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And once onions and spices are fragrant and soften a bit, add in beans, tomato paste, and vinegar. Stir around and cook for a few minutes or until everything has melded together.

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Dump the bean mixture and flax seed into food processor with oat flour and pulse until everything is incorporated and smooth(ish).

Scoop into a bowl and refrigerate so mixture has time to set up.

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Once mixture is set, divided into 6 equal portions and place on a baking sheet (lined or greased). With wet fingers, pat down into patties then pop them into hot oven. Bake until browned and crispy.

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And that is it. Now get to eating cause that is why you made them!

-C


Black Bean Burgers

makes 6 burgers

  • 2 cups cooked and strained black beans

  • 1 small onion

  • 2 teaspoons to 1 tablespoon cumin (higher amount if you really like cumin… ME!)

  • 1 teaspoon chili powder

  • 1 teaspoon paprika

  • 2 cloves garlic

  • 1/2 heaping cup of old fashion oats

  • 1 tablespoon flax meal

  • 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

  • 2 tablespoon tomato puree or paste

  • salt and pepper

  • Serving suggestions are Avocado, salsa, pickled onion on cornbread or regular bread or whatever!

Start by chopping up the onion into small pieces and slicing up the garlic (don’t mince) into a few small pieces. Place into a good sized skillet with the cumin, paprika, and chili powder, and a good splash or water or a little oil (I used water) and place on medium heat. Cook for a few minutes or until fragrant and onion has started to soften a bit.. Add a splash more water if it start to dry out to fast. Once slightly cooked, dump in beans, add tomato paste and vinegar and mix around. Keep on heat and cook for another 5 or so minutes until everything had melded together. Remove form heat and let cool for a few minutes.

In the meantime, place oats into a food processor and blend unit until it forms a course flour. It doesn’t need to be super fine and a few whole pieces is fine. Once bean mixture has cooled just a bit, dump into the food preocessor on top of oat flour. Add in the flax and a pinch of salt and pepper. Pulse until completely incorporated, stoping to scrap down sides if needed. Some chunks are fine and don’t blend more then it needs to be.

Once blended , scrap mixture into a bowl and place in fridge for 15 miutes- /2 hour so the mixture has time to set. (Can also be left in fridge (covered, for a few days)

Preheat oven to 400.

Once the mixture has been set up, scoop into 6 equal sized portionsl and place on a pan with parchment, a mat, or has been ightly oiled. With wet fingers, smoosh each ball into a patty. Place burgers into hot oven and bake for 30-35 minutes, flipping half way through. They are done when they are nice and brown and crunchy on both sides.

Once baked, remove form oven and eat them like you want. I suggest eating with salsa, avocado , pickled onions and if you want a bun, do a bun. I served mine with cornbread cause that is what I had and it was not hated at all.

In beans, dinner, Gluten Free, pulses, Vegan, Burgers Tags Black Bean Burgers, vegan, veggies burgers, beans, pulses, health, healthy, gluten free, egg free, dairy free, protein, dinner, easy, flax
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Carrot Orange Muffins

January 23, 2021 Colleen Stem
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I’ve gotten really into making muffins lately. I have made them 4 times in the past couple weeks and I think it mostly has to do with the fact that I can keep a few at home for the mr and ship the rest off to Barb’s place or give some to the littles or who ever wants one. Muffins are easier to share then, let say, a whole loaf of sweet bread. No knife required. Plus muffins are dang easy and you can basically turn anything, sweet or savory, into a muffin. So yeah, muffins are great!

These here carrot orange muffins are basically little carrot cakes that are heavy on the orange and do not have frosting. With that said, you could frost these and I am sure you would be happy about it. But for the sake of keeping them muffins, skip the frosting.

Now to the muffins!

The stuff. Flour, salt, baking powder and soda. Brown sugar, milk, cinnamon and ginger. Apple cider vinegar, oil, and walnuts. An orange, a couple carrots, and a little raw sugar.

Grate up the carrots. Try to use the finest grate you have.

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Now make it a batter. Place carrots into a big bowl with oil and brown sugar Mix until completely incorporated. Add in the juice of half the orange. In separate bowl mix together all the dry ingredients then dump them into the bowl with the set. Add in orange zest and milk and gently fold together until completely incorporated. Oh, then fold in walnuts.

Scoop batter into well greased muffin cups then sprinkle tops with raw sugar.

Pop into hot oven and bake for 20ish minutes.

Once a nice brown and a tester poked into one comes out clean, well they are done so take them out of the oven.

Pop muffins out of pan and let cool on a wire rack.

And then eat one. Or two because you made them and you can.

-C


Carrot Orange Muffins

makes 12 regular sized muffins

  • 1 cup all purpose flour

  • 1 cup white whole wheat flour

  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

  • 1 tablespoon baking powder

  • 1 teaspoon baking soda

  • 1 teaspoon round ginger

  • 1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon

  • 2 medium sized carrots (1 1/2 cups finely grated carrots)

  • 1/2 cup packed brown sugar

  • 1/2 cup oil

  • 3/4 cup plant milk

  • 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

  • 1/2 cup walnuts

  • 1 medium sized orange (zest and juice of half orange )

  • 2-3 tablespoons raw sugar (for sprinkling on top)

Preheat oven to 375

First add the apple cider vinegar to your milk and mix around. Then grate the carrots so you have 1 1/2 cups. Place carrots into a large bowl along with the brown sugar, oil, and juice of half the orange. (Zest the whole orange before you cut in half!) Mix until completely incorporated. In a separate bowl mix the flours, baking soda and powder, salt, and cinnamon and ginger together then dump into the wet along with the orange zest. Fold it all together a few time then pour in the milk and continue to gently fold until completely incorporated. Lastly, fold in walnuts.

Grease (or line) a standard 12 cup muffin pan and evenly disputed batter between the 12 cups. Sprinkle the tops with the raw sugar.

Pop into the oven and bake for 20-22 minutes or unit brown and puffed and a tester poked into one comes out clean.

Once baked, remove from oven then remove the muffins from pan. Let cool on a wire rack and eat at your leisure.

Muffins can be stored in airtight container for 3-4 days on counter or place in fridge for around a week. Can also freeze them but why? Just eat them.

In sweet breads and muffins, Vegetables, Vegan Tags Carrot Orange Muffins, muffins, vegan, dairy free, oil, carrot, orange, carrot cake, breakfast, dessert, wheat
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Winter Spiced Coffee

January 9, 2021 Colleen Stem
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Coffee. Do you drink coffee? I know there are some people out there that don’t, and that is ok, but me, I drink coffee… A lot of coffee. It is a joke between me and the mr that we get excited to go to bed just because we know that when we wake up we will have coffee. More truth then joke. Coffee makes me happy.

This winter spiced coffee is a little something that I concocted a month or so ago. Not something I drink a lot, but ever once in a while, a nice spicy coffee drink is just what is needed. Especially after a nice long morning of playing out in the snow (or shoveling) and coming back inside sore and tried but fresh and feeling all the good winter feels. Just a little spicy kick to really get you in the winter mood.

I drink my coffee black and un-sweeten but I have made this for one of the sisters with milk and maple and she said it tastes better then any Starbucks crap you could spend a paycheck on. So there is that. And for those of you who do not drink coffee, well you can add some of these spiced to black tea too. Just as good!

Enjoy your coffee (or tea!)

The spices. Cardamom, ginger, and cinnamon.

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Ground coffee and a pinch of the spice mixture is all you need. Oh, well, hot water too.

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Steeped and ready to drink.

A nice spiced coffee situation.

-C


Winter Spiced Coffee

makes two cups

For the spice mix

  • 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger

  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon

  • 1/3 teaspoon ground cardamom

Make coffee

  • 4 heaping tablespoons ground coffee (any non flavored but a good medium roast is nice)

  • 16-18 oz hot water between 195-205 degrees or boiled then let to sit for a couple minutes. (And use the lesser water for stronger coffee)

And if you want

  • sweeter of choice to taste

  • Milk of some sort to taste

Mix all the spices together in a small jar or bowl. Add about 1/3 teaspoon of spice mixture to the ground coffee (save the rest of the spice mixture for later use) and place in a large jar of coffee carafe.. Pour the hot water over and let steep for 4-6 minutes. Pour through strainer into cups. You can also make this coffee in a french press of regular coffee maker.

Add sweetener and or milk if you want. Drink.

In drinks Tags winter spiced coffee, flavored coffee, coffee, vegan, latte, homemade, Starbucks, winter, dairy free
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15 Bean and Greens Soup

January 2, 2021 Colleen Stem
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What are you doing today, first weekend of a new year and all.

Me, I am doing what I do every weekend. Clean and make soup! And a few stupid annoying things that I won’t get into…( I hate having to deal with phone shit!)

Anyway lets talk about soup, the best food in the world. You might not think that yourself, and that is just fine, but me, I could, and do, eat soup just about every day (seriously, and I have years of blogging to prove it). It is just so good, well, most soups. Some soups are not good and that is when I do not eat them and nor should you.

This soup just so happens to be a good New Years omen.. Someone just told me beans and greens are good luck to eat at the beginning of a new year so I guess we are in luck. But tell me this, shouldn't I be freaking winning lotteries and shit with the amount of beans and greens I eat all year long? I mean seriously. But back to this soup. A basic 15 bean (or however many types of beans) soup situation. Cooked with a few but delicious veggies, some good spices, a little tomato, and served up whenever it is done and whenever you feel like eating it. A great soup to pop onto the stove, blast the tunes, get into a cleaning grove and basically ignore, and come back to it whenever you are feeling hungry. I mean, what better then to finish off a crazy deep clean and organize of all the closets plus wiping down every single surface in the house (including all the baseboard and window trim) and scrubbing toilets, then with a big ass bowl of warm beans and greens soup. This. This is a good day to me. And don’t say that you wouldn't love it too…but in case you wouldn’t don’t at me and you do you.

Now to the lucky beans and greens soup and maybe some New Years cleaning (or however you want to send your time!)

The stuff. A 15 bean mixture that has been soaking in water overnight, tomato puree, a carrot and and onion, parsnip and celeriac, a couple cloves of garlic, a bunch of collard greens, spices (cumin, paprika, chili powder, red pepper, oregano, and ginger), apple cider vinegar, and salt and pepper.

Basically the only work needed done, to dice it all up. Small dice the onion, carrot, parsnip and celeriac, mince the garlic, and then thinly shill up the collard greens.

Toss it all into a big pot with the spices and a cup or so of water and place on medium heat to start to cook.

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Once veggies have become fragrant and are slightly tender, dump in the soaked beans!

Add water and bring to a boil. Once boiling, reduce to a medium heat and pop a lid on it. Let cook for about an hour.

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And once the beans become tender, dump in the vinegar and tomato puree. Mix it all up, add another cup or so water, and keep in cooking

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Soup, with all the beans, DONE. And so so good.

And basically you jest serve it up whenever you want and eat it. Bread makes a great accompaniment.

Happy New Year!

-C


15 Bean and Greens Soup

  • 2 cups dried bean mixture (can use any number of bean mixture that you want) that has been soaking for a least a few hours but overnight is good

  • 2 teaspoons cumin

  • 1 teaspoon each paprika, chili powder, ginger, oregano

  • 1/2 teaspoon chili flakes

  • a medium onion

  • 2-3 cloves garlic

  • 2 1/2-3 cups total of small diced carrot, celeriac, and or parsnip

  • a small bunch of collard greens (or kale)

  • 1 1/2 cups tomato puree

  • 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar

  • salt and pepper

  • 7-9 cups water

Start by small dicing up the onion, mincing that garlic, and small dicing up the carrot, celeriac, and parsnip. Dump it all into a large heavy bottom pot along with about a cup of water and all the spiced. Cut the collard greens into thin strips and toss those in too. Put on stove on medium heat and cook for 7-10 minutes or until it comes fragrant and the veggies seems to be tender. Dump in presoaked beans and 6-7 cups water (make sure beans are fully submerged) and bring whole pot to a boil. Once boiling, reduce to a medium heat and place cover on pot. Cook for an hour or so and then add in the tomato puree and vinegar. Add in another cup or two of water and cook for another 1/2 hour to 45 minutes (longer if you want. You can cook and set on simmer and leave on stove for a few hours. Just add more water when needed and stir occasionally) or until all the beans are tender and completely cooked. Season with salt and pepper and then serve.

Left overs should be stored in fridge for a week or so or can be frozen for a few months.

In soups/stews/chilis, Vegetables, Vegan Tags 15 beans and greens soup, soup, vegan, beans, pulses, protein, New Years, grain free, dairy free, gluten free, heathy, plant based, easy, dinner, all day, greens, collard greens, vegetarian, vegetable
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Spinach and Mushroom Lentil Bake

December 19, 2020 Colleen Stem
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A week out to the big holiday!

How are you doing? Are you making all the cookies and cakes and all the things? Are you getting all the cookies and cakes and things given to you? And are you eating all the cookies and cakes and things?

That is cool because that is what is suppose to go down right now. But one thing we all need to do is make sure we are eating some decent food (not cookies and cakes and things) as well.

Like lentils with some veggies. You really can’t go wrong with lentils because they are the best and don’t you dare say otherwise. This bake here is packed with lentils, mushrooms and spinach, is creamy and crispy, hearty and warming, and tastes so freaking good. A no fuss, easy peasy meal that can be thrown together fast and when you are eating it, you are feeling good. And once you start eating it, you probably won’t be able to stop (that was me anyway…)

So make yourself something nice to go along with all the cookies, cakes, and things. You need it.

To the lentils!

The stuff. Red and green lentils, a few big mushrooms, a couple handfuls of spinach, an onion, crushed tomatoes. dill, thyme, sage, and red pepper flakes, chick pea flour, a couple cloves or garlic, water, oil, and and pepper.

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Start with the lentils. Just dump them all into a pot with the water. Place on stove and bring a boil.

Now chop up onion into small bits, mince garlic, and slice the mushrooms thinly and in half.

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Add a splash of oil to a large oven safe skillet and place on stove on medium heat. Once skillet is hot, add in the garlic, onions, and mushroom. Start to cook, adding in all the spices once they start to sizzle. Cook until the onion starts to become fragrant and translucent and fragrant and the mushrooms are slightly browned.

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Once the lentils come to a boil, let cook for another minute or two then remove from heat. (If there is a bunch of foam on top of pot, just scape it off.) Add in the chickpea flour, the tomatoes, and all the spinach. Season with sat and pepper too.

Dump the lentil mixture into the skillet with the mushrooms and onion and mix everything all around until its all incorporated. Level off top and then stick the whole thing into the oven. Bake covered for 30 minutes then remove cover, give the whole thing a (careful, it is hot) good stir, re-level off the tope, and keep baking for another 30-35 minutes or until the top of the lentils are nice and crispy ans the inside is nice an creamy.

The crispy top lentils are everything.

Scoop into bowls, add some fresh chopped something of another if you want ( I had fresh dill and parsley) and eat away.

What is not pictured here is the yellow mustard I had in waiting. Mustard on this… AMAZING!

-C


Spinach and Mushroom Lentil Bake

feed 3-5 people

  • 3/4 cup each red and green lentils (or 1 1/2 cups of either)

  • 1 cup crushed or diced tomatoes

  • 1 small onion

  • 2 cloves garlic

  • 2 tablespoons chickpea flour (can sub with cornmeal or oat flour)

  • 1 teaspoon each dried sage, thyme, and dill

  • 2 large handfuls spinach (about 3 cups)

  • 2-3 large white or cramini mushrooms (about 1 1/2 chopped)

  • 2 1/2 cups water

  • splash of olive oil

  • salt and pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 400

Dump lentils into a pot with the water and bring to a boil. Once boiling, let cook for a minutes or two then remove from heat. If there is a bunch of foam on top, just scrap it off. Mix in the chickpea flour, tomatoes, and spinach. Season with salt and pepper

While lentils are cooking, chop onion into small pieces, slice mushrooms in half, then the halves into thin pieces and mince garlic. Place a large oven safe skillet on stove on medium heat. Add a small splash or oil and once heated, dump the onion, garlic, and mushrooms to the hot skillet. Cook for 5-7 minutes or until the mushrooms start to brown and the onions and garlic are fragrant. Add in the spiced and stir around.

Take skillet off heat and carefully dump in the lentils mixture and mix around with the mushroom and onions. (if you don’t have a large enough oven safe skillet just dump it all into a casserole dish) Level off mixture and place in the oven, covered for 1 hour, removing cover 1/2 way through and giving he whole mixture a mix ad re- leveling it off.

Once baked and nice and crispy (the longer you bake it, the crispier it gets) remove from oven and serve immediately. Toss some fresh dil and parsley on top if you have it. Also mustard as a condiment goes amazingly with this!

In casserole, grain free, Gluten Free, pulses, Vegan, Vegetables Tags Spinach and Mushroom Lentil Bake, red lentils, green lentils, vegan, dinner, protein, holiday, plant based, healthy, mushrooms, vegetables, grain free, gluten free, dairy free, caserole, casserole, recipe
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